Patrick's blog that he tries really hard on.

local prison reviews

Daenerys + D.E.N.N.I.S. System

for that price you could just turn the dogs into sausages and then buy like, what, 450 new dogs at about $700 per dog? and then turn all those dogs into sausages and sell the sausages in turn making a profit to buy more dogs, more sausages, more profit, you see where I’m going with this

9/11 memorial actually just a high tech bird prison powered by fast food

Here’s a confession: I’m in love with a man. What? I’m in love with a man. A man named God. Does that make me gay? Am I gay for God? You betcha.

Have fun sticking your hand into a THOUSAND BEES, ASSHOLE

this is a baffling and fucked up joke but the concept of Ol’ K Rudd not only watching but livetweeting 2 Broke Girls is devastatingly funny

7x08 and 7x13

The D.E.N.N.I.S. System

Frank Reynolds logic

gob + shredding bread