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“I am calling the police…”

“…What?”

“Cuaz I fink it’s a crime to be as cute as you are”

“Pffff- I better go to the dentist cause I’m getting cavities from your sweet bod~” Double pistols and a wink

“I fink your…uh……sexy…cause your not a whale AHHH BAD THOUGHTS ” he had an image in his head of noodle as a whale

She chuckled. “There’s no whales here so calm down, Toochie” she leans in to kiss him when Murdoc put a whale plushie in front of her.

He screams and jumps back

“Murdoc that isn’t funny!” She punches Murdoc’s back.

He laughs and 2d is staring at the plushie mortified

Noodle grabbed the plushie and took it outside. “IM BURNING THIS!!”

2d flipped of Murdoc following noodle

Noodle looked angry. She put the plush on the ground and took out her lighter. She didn't say a word as she set the accursed thing alight.

“I am calling the police…”

“…What?”

“Cuaz I fink it’s a crime to be as cute as you are”

“Pffff- I better go to the dentist cause I’m getting cavities from your sweet bod~” Double pistols and a wink

“I fink your…uh……sexy…cause your not a whale AHHH BAD THOUGHTS ” he had an image in his head of noodle as a whale

She chuckled. “There’s no whales here so calm down, Toochie” she leans in to kiss him when Murdoc put a whale plushie in front of her.

He screams and jumps back

“Murdoc that isn’t funny!” She punches Murdoc’s back.

He laughs and 2d is staring at the plushie mortified

Noodle grabbed the plushie and took it outside. "IM BURNING THIS!!"

i have been waiting for this to show up in my dash forever

ITS BACK

THIS IS MY FAVORITE

IT’S BACK

This has to be up there with the funniest shit ever.

gonna reblog it everytime

Its been a year

reblog forever

I missed this

I T ‘ S  B A C K

“I am calling the police…”

“…What?”

“Cuaz I fink it’s a crime to be as cute as you are”

“Pffff- I better go to the dentist cause I’m getting cavities from your sweet bod~” Double pistols and a wink

“I fink your…uh……sexy…cause your not a whale AHHH BAD THOUGHTS ” he had an image in his head of noodle as a whale

She chuckled. “There’s no whales here so calm down, Toochie” she leans in to kiss him when Murdoc put a whale plushie in front of her.

He screams and jumps back

"Murdoc that isn't funny!" She punches Murdoc's back.

reblog if you wouldn't mind if someone drew you

“I am calling the police…”

“…What?”

“Cuaz I fink it’s a crime to be as cute as you are”

“Pffff- I better go to the dentist cause I’m getting cavities from your sweet bod~” Double pistols and a wink

“I fink your…uh……sexy…cause your not a whale AHHH BAD THOUGHTS ” he had an image in his head of noodle as a whale

She chuckled. "There's no whales here so calm down, Toochie" she leans in to kiss him when Murdoc put a whale plushie in front of her.

Reblog if your muse can speak more than one language.

“I am calling the police…”

“…What?”

“Cuaz I fink it’s a crime to be as cute as you are”

"Pffff- I better go to the dentist cause I'm getting cavities from your sweet bod~" Double pistols and a wink