Federat1on-pmc

The Federation has the best uniforms.

We could always use more soldiers in the Federation!

I hope Logan is holding it together

He's tweaking at the moment. I can hear him in the pit.

That's your problem, puta.

You can keep that thing on your side. We already have enough shit in the jungles.

Because it's funny and he's American.

If anyone gets a message from me, you didn't. Someone else logged into my account that isn't me. I'm so sorry if you've been messaged by the scammer, it wasn't me.

If anyone gets a message from me, you didn't. Someone else logged into my account that isn't me. I'm so sorry if you've been messaged by the scammer, it wasn't me.

Not surprised your account got logged into, old man.

I'm moving to Canada, these spiders will no longer be my problem.

Well that makes our current objective easier.

We have horror stories about this man. It's definitely not something you want to see anywhere in Federation territory.

Hey! Don't send them here, we already have enough dangerous animals!

Can someone please give me food :(

Here’s a mango. But don’t tell boss or else he’ll send me to the river, okay?

Is this what the gringos were doing in our fucking rainforest?

Well you're certainly getting there