Feathers Whisper

“Nobody likes you” hits harder than “Everybody hates you”.

The Bucs perfectly captured the spirit of Tampa by their feature player being a middle aged man who spent his career in the northeast and then moved to Florida to retire

can’t relate 

To what

i just can’t relate 

You gotta party while you can before he gets back, we get ONE day out of the entire year where Jesus is gone and this year it’s a miracle it’s on 4/20

as if jesus didn’t immediately get handed a joint when he showed up on easter sunday

In The Matrix, the 1990s were considered to be the peak of human civilization. After last year and everything that led up to it … yeah.

On 9:21 PM on Jan 21 2021, it will be the 21st minute of the 21st hour of the 21st day of the 21st year of the 21st century

In the Mr/Mrs Potato Head universe gender is literally a construct