Because I Can

If you ever hear me breathe deeply it’s not because I’m annoyed it’s because I forget to breathe sometimes

unmute this for the love of god

Ok but can we address how supervillainy “return to his tower” sounds

by Eel Hips

I still need to know what dog this is

Holy shit.

I NEED THIS IN MY LIFE NOW

MOUSE

THE REAL LIFE CLIFFORD!

Fuck now I want a cartoon of it

BIG BABIES

I.. need to try this, so bad

honestly what year is it

I HATE THIS FUCKING WEBSITE

Took my a solid minute.

never gets old 😹🙈

I just forgot to open my mouth and poured water all over myself.

??? I have done this

Or when you open your mouth but then lift your hand too far and it spills all over? Or when you open your mouth too far and it overflows? Or forget to put your hand down? Honestly there are so many variables involved in drinking water.

Or you don’t lift your hand far enough and it spills all over also. Or you forget that inhaling is not a step in drinking and everyone stares as you choke and cough. Or there’s a straw and it goes in your nose or eye instead of your mouth.

Motor skills yes *trips over own feet* yup I have those *walks into door frame* I’m very *misses door and walks against wall* ouch - GRAceful *repeatedly gets belt loop stuck on door knob and almost falls over* SO GRACEFUL *accidentally knocks glasses off my face while gesturing too hard* SO GRA-