Behaving Is Overrated

‘Kobe’ is for accuracy, ‘Yeet’ is for distance.

I like them couples that are rough and kinky in bed but outside of it they make muffins with each other and share memes.

all I want tbh 

bUT SEX ED IN SCHOOL WILL CORRUPT THE CHILDREN IT’S OKAY THEIR PARENTS WILL TELL THEM

Im the parent putting doctor pepper in my kids bottle

Maybe everyone says their kids are the best thing in their life because having kids ruined everything that was good before.

Bill Gates is like a video game character who’s unlocked everything. All he can do now is self imposed challenges like cure malaria just to keep things interesting.

When parents are hard on their kids to prepare them for how much life sucks once you are out of school, they have made it so that being a kid sucks, then being an adult sucks. Making both halves of life suck, when only one had to.

Nothing annoys me more than when someone expects you to be okay with something that they wouldn’t be okay with if you did it.

Lemme get a squad like this

Can we acknowledge shawty in the blue just doing the damn thing?

Ol girl wit the blue shorts was really getting it y’all. I need someone to make this a full length song. Y’all realize this beat was made with a straightener. Bruh . melanin wins again

Shut you up real fast.

DAMN

Yes We need people like this everywhere

Was this post made in 1996?

fun has no expiration date

Damn I REBLOGGED This so FAST… and will keep doing it…

So real! And the public and media ignored this fact for the longest!

Wow!!!!! I will reblog this every time I see it.

This is so sad :(

I hate when hot boys have ugly names like damn U can get it but Ur name is Wilfrido…

It’s caption “The First Angel To Greet You In Heaven” 😂😂😂😂

This was oddly comforting lol

^^^yes it is…like wait what?

Damn. I want to see a while que of WELCOME TO HEAVEN VIDEOS. I’m gonna record one, but in the background play Future “Trap Niggas”