shannon's valentine

METTA RAMBLES PT 2: “i mooned the camera in the shower by mistake. please don’t screenshot that.” “this is the worst room. it looks cool but it’s lonely without chuck and keisha. i’m alone and i hate sleeping alone so i’m scared.” “i don’t like the bikes. we don’t need them. i really wish somebody would come in here, tie them up with little bombs, light a match, blow it up, and sweep up the dust.” “i try not to do #2 in front of the girls. it’s kind of embarassing.” “i love to feed the fish. it’s like watching a concert.” “i’m handsome so my housemates have a handsome face to look at a lot, so that’s good for them.”

everyone is outside except metta, he’s alone and rambling to the camera. here are some highlights: “how many people’s watching this? i don’t know. i’m not even going to get an answer.” “my name is ron artest. i changed my named to metta world peace. i’m a professional basketball player.” “big brother is always mad.” “i’ve been suspended in every grade. i was suspended in every season of the NBA. i would’ve been suspended here in big brother but they - *goes to fish* “ “darn it. what was i saying? something about.. basketball.. school.. oh! valentines! my kids! my kids are great. oh yeah, i’m having a grandbaby.” “i’ve played with (names every basketball player ever) but this lady, shannon... she’s so competitive.”  “should i stop talking?” (camera shakes no) “when i first got here, i had so much anxiety i wanted to leave. the 2nd or 3rd day, i met an owl. the owl was named - no name. i didn’t even know the damn name. but i had the owl close to me. it was the only thing that gave me the sensation of touching and laying with my wife.” “shannon is pissed off. i can’t tell you what happened but it’s interesting. she’s pissed off. P-I-S-S-O-F-F. oh wait-” *see my profile for part 2*

masked queen is still a perfect queen 

Jason: Then you better fix your face!!!

thanks bbs