Fear Zacc

I want to haunt people I've never met so they think they did something horrible in their past and try to fix it, but no, I'm just a jerk

Head cannon: God blessed America but then he made them to powerful so he had to intervene and save the queen from it’s wrath

d&d isn’t about being good, moral adventurers who save people. It’s about horrible, greedy murderers coming up with excuses on why what they’re doing is good with such skill and mental gymnastics it’d make the greatest lawyers jealous.

High School Musical 2 > every other piece of media ever made.

People always say that Hitler was a socialist, what is then followed by socialists saying that he's actually a capitalist. But maybe, just maybe, the reason why he was evil was not based on his economic policy, but because he committed mass genocide.

Instead of legalising euthanasia we should instead legalise ‘consensual murder’ as that opens to opportunity of bringing back duels to the death.

Teleport is when you can move things from afar because tele- 'means from a far' and port is short for transport, meaning move. This means that teleport just means ‘move from afar’. Claw grabbers give you the power of teleportation

It is I, the powerful jinn Eugene Eliot! Or Gene E. for short

If a bird steals your food you can legally eat it, same is true for people

Does anyone else wish they could pull out their eyes whenever they wanted? Not like ‘EH! That’s horrible, I wish I could pull out my eyes so I could stop seeing that’. I just want to be able to take out my eyes sometimes, don’t need to be able to see with them when they’re taken out, just that I can see if I insert them again

Y'know some people don't include the soundtrack of high school musical 2 in their spotify playlist. Crazy, I know

The floor is a magnet: My proof? Everytime I throw a magnet it ends up landing on it even if I threw it in the opposite direction of the floor. This is the most logical explanation

Technically there will be no more crime if we just get rid of all laws