burn

whats so great about the silmarils 

Are you SERIOUS?

what’s so great about Valinor

How to convince brother to stop being a weirdo.

How to convince children to stop wasting time in getting the Silmarils back

Why is @grimagoogles so interested in finding our silmarils???

how to tell mortal to stop looking for something that isn’t his and also to being a creep in general

Why does everyone insist on mentioning SIlmarils this does not help my healing process.

Same

speaking of silmarils....

But if you’re really aggravated with him, you’ll go with the fate worse than death route, ie attacking his hair. There’s not much point if he doesn’t live to regret it.

Mom I think it wasn’t a good idea to leave you behind

well she didn’t want to come

I need motherly advice from @nerdanelgoogles, why won’t @luthiengoogles marry me?

When a girl doesn’t want to marry you, she won’t marry you. The end.

Does @feanorgoogles have any fatherly advice to add? Something more helpful than what mother said I hope

don’t get her flowers or a dog, get her silmarils, or more specifically: get me my silmarils back.

now I regret that I invented writing 

rúmil the sage would like to have a word with you about copyright infringement

who invented the tengwar script?

don’t be rude or i will invent newspapers and hit you with one

yes they are all equally pretty except for curufin

Atar is being mean again

now I regret that I invented writing