( 𝙎𝙃𝘼𝙇𝙇𝙊𝙒. )

" my ex just walked in... do you think we could maybe hold hands? pretend we're together? "

" oh come on... just for one weekend, pretend we're dating? "

" so you get a fake girlfriend/boyfriend/partner for the weekend. what's in it for me? "

" okay, you gotta kiss me, and make it look convincing. "

" you're actually a pretty awesome pretend girlfriend/boyfriend/partner, you know. "

" fine. to make them jealous. but you are NOT calling me honey, baby or sweetheart. "

" why not just tell your parents you're single? "

" if you want this to look real, we better get to know one another properly. "

" you know... for a fake relationship, that felt pretty real... "

" that's your ex?! THAT'S my fake competition? "

" look. it's one mission. once we've got what we need, we never have to see each other again. "

" ah. i didn't... really think of the hotel room. i can sleep on the couch? "

" damn. we are one hot fake couple. "

" coast is clear. but... if you want, we can keep holding hands, i guess. "

" i'm not judging you, but your ex is a dick. "

" screw the mission! i'm not putting my fake wife/husband/partner in danger! "

‘i’ll make you something, yeah? your favorite dish, just for you.’

‘let’s get you back to bed.’

‘shh, it was just a nightmare.’

‘you like this, don’t you? i remember you saying that.’

‘i drew up a bath for you.’

‘you need rest.’

‘you ought to be asleep.’

‘i bought two.’

‘here. you can have the rest.’

‘i thought of you when i saw this.’

‘i like your smile.’

‘you have a cute laugh.’

‘stay there. i’m coming there to get you.’

‘it’s okay, i’m here, we’re okay.’

‘be careful.’

‘look both ways.’

‘you mean so much to me.’

‘i can’t lose you.’

‘i thought i might have lost you.’

‘how to you feel about the nickname, (insert nickname)?’

‘it looks good on you.’

‘i’ll make you soup.’

‘ah-ah-ah. you’re sick. you need to stay in bed.’

‘are you okay in there?’

‘that’s it, that’s it. get it all out. shh.’

‘it’s a remedy i knew. helps with your throat.’

‘it’s a lullaby. would you like me to sing it to you? would that help you fall asleep?’

‘i’m worried about you.’

‘what do you want to watch?’

‘where would you like to go for dinner?’

‘close your eyes and hold out your hands.’

‘we’ll figure it out.’

‘oh, it’s not big deal. you’re fine.’

‘i brought you some medicine for your cold.’

‘you’re important to me.’

‘this is your favorite song, right?’

‘you’re like a son/daughter to me.’

‘good luck!’

‘you’re like a mom/dad to me.’

‘don’t say that about yourself.’

‘want to come with?’

“wow! you look really nice.’

‘goodnight, (insert term of affection).’

‘it’s okay. i couldn’t sleep anyway.’

‘you can have half.’

‘come here. let me fix it.’

‘your tie is crooked.’

‘c’mere. shh, it’s okay.’

‘i’m not going to hurt you.’

‘can i touch you?’

‘can i kiss you?’

‘can i hug you?’

‘promise.’

‘would i ever lie to you?’

‘i think you’re very beautiful/handsome.’

‘hey, good-looking.’

‘of course i care. you’re my family.’

‘one more chapter.’