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men don’t wear long sleeve shirts under graphic tees anymore and i think that’s why the economy is in shambles

God will see you at the lowest point of your life, and say "what the fuck I thought I killed that thing." But you skitter too fast and you are too creepy.

one day I’ll try to enter the UK and I’ll get flagged in the airport and the MI6 agent that has been watching me will take me into a small back room and make me read all the posts I’ve made calling for the destruction of the royal family and calling for Irish reunification and Welsh, Scottish, Manx and Cornish independence and also the ones where I say things like “what did English people drink before tea got there? hot piss?” and “weird that parliament just banned cousin marriage when they’ve been doing it for centuries” and “why are British men ruddy all the time? why do you look sunburned when there is no sun in your country?”

the agent will pretend he’s mainly upset about the royal family but it’s the sunburn one they will feel most deeply.

his face gets redder and redder the longer the interrogation drags on

one day I’ll try to enter the UK and I’ll get flagged in the airport and the MI6 agent that has been watching me will take me into a small back room and make me read all the posts I’ve made calling for the destruction of the royal family and calling for Irish reunification and Welsh, Scottish, Manx and Cornish independence and also the ones where I say things like “what did English people drink before tea got there? hot piss?” and “weird that parliament just banned cousin marriage when they’ve been doing it for centuries” and “why are British men ruddy all the time? why do you look sunburned when there is no sun in your country?”

the agent will pretend he’s mainly upset about the royal family but it’s the sunburn one they will feel most deeply.

AI companies are going public now because the AI bubble is about to burst. They want suckers to buy stock right now before it is worth absolutely nothing. There have been whispers of companies attempting to sell their data centers and I’m inclined to believe the rumors. They have been trying so hard to market AI because they know it sucks ass.

My post about the racist AI got marked mature in literal seconds. Meanwhile the video of the near naked white guy has been up for twenty minutes, no mature marker yet!! Y'all thought I was exaggerating when I said I've seen videos of white men penises out and slanging not get marked on here, but if I put too much Brown on the screen it's Mature Label Time!!

putting ketchup on fries is too permanent for me … i have to dip . i control the sauce

Men in lace panties

Tuberculosis sanitariums were such a tragic part of American history. People were sent there to die but they were, in a way, vital tools in public health. Tuberculosis isn’t as infectious as viruses like influenza but it is spread through droplets in the air and prolonged close quarters contact is most likely to spread the disease. It was thought of as a family disease because other members of a household would often be infected while living in close proximity to and caring for an ailing loved one. That was actually one of the selling points for tuberculosis sanitariums, “Come here and we’ll cure you, remaining at home could kill your loved ones.” some tuberculosis hospitals and sanitariums had off-site houses for the loved ones of patients so they could be close to the patient and visit them often without breathing the same air 24/7.