i just want to be okay

Clearly you did the whole sex while cooking thing wrong if you fucked it up that bad.

Did someone turn up the AC in my room or is it always this fucking cold? I’m not a god damn penguin, here. 

Maybe you're just hot.

Wait..they weren’t real twins?

Mind blowing, I know.

I had a dream last night where I was eating nachos in a tree house for an entire day. It was kind of weird but, like, I can’t stop thinking about it.

That sounds like an awesome dream.

I think I’m going to spend my day watching Breaking Bad.

How patriotic.

I love that movie! It was on?

Nah, I found it on Netflix today!

Shit….that’s kind of mind blowing.

Right? It blew my mind when I realized it.

Oh, wow, that took me a while to get.

Pretty crazy, right? I didn't realize it until I was watching it today.

Wait…what?

She had to do all the scenes in The Parent Trap twice, once as Hallie and once as Annie.

If you’re ever sad, remember that Zac Efron has a ‘YOLO’ tattoo.

Ooooh, that might be better than mine.