dulce elisabeth.

Obviously. She doesn’t realize I’m old enough to be her father. 

Yeah, if you were sleeping with bitches at 4 years old, maybe.

Senior year isn’t as fun as they make it look, y’know.

Yeah, I'm literally not a fan of senior year.

Why my mother decided to pop out three annoying brats after she had the perfect child already— I will never understand.

I literally have siblings I've never met cause my dad doesn't know how to keep it in his pants.

So today a little freshman girl came up to me in the hallway all panicky and stuff, so I asked her what was wrong and she said that these two dudes were like shoving her around and stuff so I went to go help her out. She led me to where they supposedly were, but once we got there it was like a dead end. Then all of a sudden her expression totally changed and she pounced and tried to make out with me. What the hell is up with these kids? I was never that crazy.

Obviously, she needs glasses if she wants to make out with you.

dulcemonroe: i woke up like dis

dulcemonroe: i woke up like dis