sad but rad

“No, I want to go out for a smoke, so if you could please stop blocking the door, it’d be awesome.”

“Lactose is actually in milk, honey. But I have apple juice, so you don’t need to get me anymore.”

“As long as whoever you bring home is hot as fuck, I don’t mind. But, if for some reason you decide not to ensnare some poor unfortunate soul in your adorable charms, we can hang out or something tonight. I mean, it’s practically friday.”

“You don’t need Pizza to be my friend. Plus I don’t eat pizza. Lactose intolerant.”

“If you want me to clear out of the dorm for the night, I can.”

“Not at all, dude. Enjoy.”

“Well you could find a cute girl, ask her if she wants to come over for dinner, get out some candles and divide that shit evenly, and hope she eats it all. Or you could find any hungry looking boy, say hey do you want some free food, and pass it off.*

“Thanks, but you should keep’m for yourself. I don’t think I’ll use’m, and it seems like you love pizza.“

“Thanks for the offer, but I’m gonna pass. Clean eating and all.”

indigo: but like i dont run fast i just run far if that makes sense

indigo: ok but i'm terrible at running

“I already ate.”

“And if you kicked someone out every time they were thirty seconds late, you’d probably run out of members. Besides, isn’t it supposedly excused if you’re with a teacher?”

“By like, thirty seconds. Chill.”

indigo: lmao do you have the wrong number Bc???

“I don’t want a cookie, I don’t do cookies.”

indigo: nah but alright bre