street smarts

It’s horrific! I agree, 100%. I can’t stop facetiming them and I’ve only been here for less than a day. They’re getting so annoyed. Oh yay! I can’t wait to be best friends! I have to tell you, your performance in The Bling Ring is one of my favorites, so I’m big fangirling right now. The last time I was at a party, I was actually mistaken for you so I think that should be the first thing we do and mess with people. It’ll be a blast. 

Facetime is never the same though! I mean, I’mm all for hugs and cuddles and it’s sorta impossible to do that over Facetime. I can’t either! We’ll have to do all the typical best friend stuff. Oh my gosh, thank you. I was so nervous for that role since it was something completely new for me so your compliment means the world! I’ve seen some of Sabrina, I’m a bit behind, but you’re absolutely incredible! Oh really? Next party we find, we’ll have to be each other and see how many people we trick. 

probably biased because i have a regular pupper of my own, but i’m definitely team grass puppers. never suspected anyone would be able to come up with a nickname for a cow that’s cuter than the original thing itself. lovely to meet you! i’m troye. big, big fan of all your work. you had me at harry potter and i’ve been hooked since. perks? legendary. little women? incredible. the circle? groundbreaking. i could go on for ages. 

Well I guess we’re gonna have to be besties since we both agreed on grass puppers. What type of pupper do you have? Right? Like the name cows is already pretty cute but then to just make it even better, I’ll have to find the creator of it and personally thank them for it. It’s so great to meet you! I’m such a big fan of your songs. I still listen to Blue Neighborhood on a daily basis. Oh my gosh, thank you, you’re an absolute gem.

grass puppers? now that’s new. my favorite kind of cow is those scottish cows. you know, the red ones that have the super long and fluffy coats? and the little horns? so adorable. i got to pet them once, and their coats are surprisingly soft. maybe it’s because they were groomed, but still. so adorable. hello emma, it’s lovely to meet you. i’m luke hemmings.i don’t really like cutesy names for things, so i’m gonna have to go with cows. though i respect the grass pupper name. 

Yeah! I thought it was too cute plus it makes completely sense. Oh yeah! Those ones are super cute. I think my favorite kind of cow is the mooshroom from minecraft. I mean, they’re just too adorable to not love. I’ve gotten to pet regular diary cattle before and they just wanted cuddles so that’s the only time I’ve ever met a cow. I agree! It’s a pleasure, Luke! I’ve heard a couple of your songs and you’re really good! I mean, that’s completely fair!