‘ uh — earth to ari ? i’m pretty sure you’ve got me CONFUSED with another blonde on campus , because i’ve literally been drinking since i was fifteen. my tolerance has pretty much been IMPENETRABLE since my parents and i took a trip to bali the summer between my sophomore year and my junior year and all i did was order mai tai’s on the beach. ’
“yeah well in new zealand we basically grow up drinking tui.” he said. it was a disgusting beer but after a few years you get used to it. “guess everyones just a lightweight compared to me.”
















