Emily

As of next month I will be saving £150 a month for the next 38 months so that I do not have to live in a country where Nigel farage is prime minister if all goes my way and it works and I get interest and shit I should have over £6000 which is nearly €7000 at this current moment in time which should set me up nicely

If Salma doesn’t renew Klara bühl better already have one foot in the door or I swear to god

3 years to go today it was half time in the uwcl final we were 2-0 down against Wolfsburg. I was having e meltdown saying late guijarro was the world football player the world has ever seen and she should be subbed off at half time. Needless to say I was not saying anything of the sort when it was 50 minutes into the game and ashes scored a brace and it was 2-2

Can confidently say my dreams of playing alexia putellas in the fa cup next season is officially over

Kika needs booking into therapy I’m genuinely worrying about this girl.

I don’t like Lucy bronze in the slightest but if she doesn’t stay at Chelsea and we bring her back even for just a season it will be incredible simply coz Ona will have left for no fucking reason 😭😭

2 years ago today I was on the same flight to Eindhoven as Laia Aleixandri and Jill Scott. Only difference is I was sat next to Jill Scott on the plane and not Laia

I’m going to the FA cup final tomorrow with my mum and my friend. Said friend I matched with on HINGE 2 years ago what the fuck do I say to my mum if she asks how we met especially since I’ve not officially come out to her 😭😭

Since Michelle kang is a knob and we’re now in need for a new CB and. new RB can we just make transfer rumours for every LCL, Lyon and Spirit play that plays in those positions to put her on edge