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　❝ hey, let’s search these fools. ❞

　❝ no, i like my plan. ❞

　❝ now they definitely know we’re here. ❞

　❝ i’m foolhardy, but i’m not stupid. ❞

　❝ i’m still chilling out here, if anyone’s curious. ❞

　❝ excellent. well, i trust your judgment. ❞

　❝ hello, friend! hail and well met! ❞

　❝ we’ve taken a wrong turn. ❞

　❝ how dangerous are you? how dangerous are we talking? ❞

　❝ you are making me… extremely uncomfortable. ❞

　❝ …well, tits. ❞

　❝ yeah, fuck that guy. for real, though. ❞

　❝ are you sure you don’t want any tea? ❞

　❝ can i play with your dog? ❞

　❝ what the hell are you talking about? ❞

　❝ it would look super bad if i just, like, died. ❞

　❝ well, i’m not like every dwarf you know. ❞

　❝ so far so good by me. ❞

　❝ i love riddles. ❞

　❝ oh, your voice is like a song… ❞

　❝ you’re super wrong. you’re, like, super duper wrong. ❞

　❝ i might need your help still, come with me. ❞

　❝ kind of a weird question, kind of a weird request. ❞

　❝ dooon’t test me. had a reeeal long day. ❞

　❝ i’m not going to lie, this is super above your pay grade. ❞

　❝ when did you wake up? ❞

　❝ bring it on, tough guy. ❞

　❝ roll to chill. chill check. ❞

　❝ you guys are gonna love what happens next. ❞

　❝ you guys ready for stuff to get weird? ❞

　❝ i am but a simple idiot wizard. ❞

　❝ oh, don’t sell yourself short. ❞

　❝ that was very kind of you. thank you for doing that. ❞

　❝ congratulations are in order. ❞

　❝ i just want a dog. ❞

　❝ no dogs are allowed on the moon. ❞

　❝ any other non-terrible questions? ❞

　❝ what are you wearing? ❞

　❝ dibs! ❞

　❝ you don’t have to go home, but you can’t stay here. ❞

　❝ if you do that, you’ll definitely die. ❞

　❝ i thought i’d feel more excited. that was just kind of sad. ❞

　❝ how far away is your house? ❞

　❝ i am just so charmed by you. ❞

　❝ i’d like to sit on your lap and rest here a little bit. ❞

　❝ okay, well, this was a great talk. ❞

　❝ but my whole body is a weapon. ❞

　❝ tell me all about it, stud! ❞

　❝ a witch kissed me and cursed me. ❞

　❝ smell ya later. ❞

　❝ hey, man, are you alright? ❞

　❝ first of all, do you need anything? ❞

　❝ i’m just trying to chase my bliss. ❞

　❝ there’s nowhere i’d rather be than here, my man. ❞

　❝ for right now, i’m gonna get my grub on. ❞

　❝ okay, that’s not cool, man. ❞

　❝ what’s the skinny, kid? ❞

　❝ i am the world’s greatest detective. ❞

　❝ there’s prying eyes and prying ears! ❞

　❝ fine, i’ll come. ❞

　❝ high fives all around! ❞

　❝ oh, no, absolutely not. ❞

　❝ that hurt a lot! ❞

　❝ are you interrogating me? ❞

　❝ do you want a cup of coffee? ❞

　❝ daddy needs his special magic juice. ❞

　❝ you are impossible to talk to. ❞

　❝ i’m a shitty wizard. ❞

　❝ it doesn’t seem like the right time or place for that. ❞

　❝ i’ll pinky swear! ❞

　❝ you’ve been doing a surprisingly good job! ❞

　❝ oof, that’s a biiig ask. ❞

　❝ i’ve found that not killing is pretty easy. ❞

　❝ bad news, compadres. this place is magic as hell. ❞

　❝ i’m out! ❞

　❝ that’s exactly right. it would confirm my suspicion. ❞

　❝ i have a moment of lucidity and i don’t want to waste it. ❞

　❝ i would sooner die! ❞

　❝ let’s hear your theory, little man. ❞

　❝ don’t touch my stuff. ❞

　❝ have a little bit of faith in humanity. ❞

　❝ what if i get bored? ❞

　❝ what the fuck? ❞

　❝ i hate you all so much. ❞

　❝ absolutely… not. probably. ❞

　❝ i’m too young to die! ❞

　❝ it’s okay, they’re with me! ❞

　❝ let us be as two ships passing. ❞

　❝ tell it to the bees. ❞

　❝ i can’t believe you’ve done this. ❞

　❝ you better keep that shit in check. ❞

　❝ do y’all wanna get paid or naw? ❞

　❝ this is super, duper, duper illegal. ❞

　❝ are we under attack? ❞

　❝ if you lose, your first child is mine. ❞

　❝ i know you’re wondering, ❛ what’s in it for me? ❜ i’ve already told you this: it is _____. ❞

　❝ i feel like this conversation’s starting to take a turn for the worst, so i’m gonna head out. ❞

　❝ well, strangers aren’t strangers anymore once you’ve talked to them and learned their names. ❞

　❝ i do wish i could help you out in this regard, but i do not think there is anything i can do for you. ❞

“ Who’s after me? ”

“ They’re handing out flyers with your name and picture. ”

“ You gotta be extra careful. ”

“ I want to strangle him. ”

“ I can’t explain his actions. I never could. ”

“ How do we even know he’s alive? ”

“ What a pleasant surprise. I’m glad you’re here. ”

“ We don’t have much time. ”

“ They’ll be coming to kill you. ”

“ You know what? Never mind. ”

“ Let me help you, or you won’t live through the day. ”

“ Look, I don’t understand ninety percent of what you’re saying. ”

“ You have no reason to trust me. But you need to come with me right now. ”

“ Wow, thanks. That really answered my question. ”

“ Not all Norse people were Vikings. ”

“ I could give you a three-hour lecture on that topic alone. ”

“ Myths are simply stories about truths we’ve forgotten. ”

“ I’m definitely feeling the love. ”

“ You can’t drop a bombshell like that and walk away! ”

“ You want this? Come and get it. ”

“ Come on, I’ll race you to the beach. ”

“ Oh, I like you! We’ll have fun. ”

“ Don’t make me regret this. ”

“ Keep your mouth shut, nod your head, and try to look brave. ”

“ Don’t make me regret bringing you here. ”

“ If you embarrass me, I’ll be the first to kill you. ”

“ You’re not joking, are you? ”

“ I never joke about calculus homework. ”

“ Most important things have names. ”

“ What greater enemy is there than the sea? ”

“ Sleep well, and dream of glorious death! ”

“ You, sir, look like a huge dork. ”

“ You made quite a first impression last night! ”

“ Thanks. That’s much more confusing. ”

“ She’s a sweetheart, once you get past the fact that she’s a horrible person. ”

“ You can’t rush off and do something stupid. ”

“ Hard to know. It’s not worth the risk. ”

“ Nothing escapes your keen intellect. ”

“ On further reflection, I don’t care. ”

“ My skin will heal. My pride may not. ”

“ Let’s keep walking. Clear your head. ”

“ Folkvanger. It’s the name of Freya’s hall for the slain. ”

“ I don’t show this to many people. It’s too disturbing. ”

“ You mean the gods are gone? ”

“ Do I detect an or else? ”

“ I like you better already. ”

“ I might be able to heal this. ”

“ But I had this whole speech prepared. ”

“ I’ll admit I’m a bit of a clotheshorse. ”

“ We had one job. We failed. ”

“ Kid, you saved lives. ”

“ What’s it like…where you’re from? ”

“ I’m so sorry I didn’t know sooner. I could’ve helped you. ”

“ I’m not mad. You’ll know when I’m mad. ”

“ There’s a name I was hoping never to hear again. ”

“ Correct me if I’m wrong. I’d love to be wrong. ”

“ He may be charismatic, but he’s also a liar, a thief, a murderer. ”

“ And you promise to negotiate in good faith? ”

“ Cross my waters again and I will personally drag your soul to the bottom. ”

“ So will you tell me who you are, now? ”

“ I’m shocked. Shocked, I tell you. ”

“ Oh, there’s no need to draw your sword just yet. ”

“ I hate minions. ”

“ Well, that’s just perfect. ”

“ Can I see it? The sword? ”

“ I can’t fight them all. It’s leave now or be captured. ”

“ Come on. Let’s get this over with. ”

“ Once you discover its full abilities, you will be formidable indeed. ”

“ We’re not having this discussion again. ”

“ For one thing, we’re cousins. ”

“ Godly family lines are so tangled—thinking about it will drive you crazy. ”

“ I hate the word demigod. I prefer born with a target on my back. ”

“ You say I’m a demigod. I say I’m a receipt. ”

“ Glad you haven’t died yet. I want to be there for that. ”

“ Do you have any magic that will help? ”

“ I’ll be over here, weeping or whatever. Just ignore me. ”

“ If you could just make a clean cut right across the throat— ”

“ Go on. I love depressing stories. ”

“ Only people who have known great pain have the capacity to learn magic. ”

“ You were born with your magic—an inheritance from your father. ”

“ The only limits on your magic are your strength and your imagination. ”

“ Just theoretically, what would happen if we did? ”

“ How did you come to be with these strange folk? ”

“ Without you, we never would’ve gotten this far. ”

“ Sounds like powerful magic. Have you tried it before? ”

“ That was horrifying. I mean, great. ”

“ Just follow my lead. It’ll be fun. ”

“ However much magic you need to use, it’s okay. We’ve got you. ”

“ You could be powerful. You could make our father proud. Why do you fight it? ”

“ How long have you been waiting to use that line? ”

“ How dare you get yourself hurt like this? ”

“ Do not dishonor them by feeling guilt. ”

“ Knowing your fate is one thing. Accepting it is another. ”

“ I owe you my life. How about I buy you dinner? ”

“ Command me, and I will not fail. ”

“ Just remember: you’re not in this alone. ”

“ I thought it was better if I didn’t drag you into my problems. ”

“ Tell me what’s been going on. I promise I won’t tell. I might even be able to help. ”

“ You’ve come to kill me, I expect. ”

“ I hope you’re not making excuses? ”

“ Which of the gods besides me has bothered to speak to you as a friend and an equal? ”

“ Such is human memory…you forget the truth and believe what makes you feel better. ”

“ Stick with us and…well, you won’t do fine. You’ll get killed quickly. But stick with us anyway. ”

“ You are of interest to many different parties. Some of them are not as charming or helpful as I. ”

“ Some of us want to see the world in ruins just for the fun of it…even if we’re ruined along with it. ”

“ All I ever wanted was to design quality clothing and sell it at reasonable prices in my own store. ”

“ For every hero, a thousand cowards. For every brave death, a thousand senseless ones. ”

“ You ever do the right thing, and you know it’s the right thing, but it leaves you feeling horrible? ”

“ It would be humorous if it weren’t so painful to watch. ”

“ I have no idea what you’re talking about. ”

“ It’s positively reckless going back in there. ”

“ I strive against the dark that others may live in the light. ”

“ Do you think your tears will bring them back? ”

“ I was a child; what choice did I have? ”

“ When was the last time you had something to eat? ”

“ Speak plainly. I haven’t the time for riddles. ”

“ The bridge of trust has been burned. ”

“ I’ve made a tactical error. ”

“ I thought you might like another cup. ”

“ What if I fail? ”

“ Don’t you have anything better to do? ”

“ This is excellent brandy, by the way. ”

“ You’ve no idea what trouble it is. ”

“ What in heaven’s name have you done? ”

“ Every second is precious now. ”

“ It is not fame I crave; it is immortality. ”

“ You are now resisting the urge to brag. ”

“ You are the most even-tempered man I have ever met. ”

“ You aren’t coming? ”

“ I can see that your heart is troubled… ”

“ The less who know about the find for now, the better. ”

“ Stop that. Don’t be childish. ”

“ I believe I am in charge of my own death. ”

“ I’ll stay here, if you don’t mind. ”

“ It isn’t my fault you don’t have a sense of humor. ”

“ You aren’t half as clever as you think you are, you know. ”

“ I should very much like to kiss you now. ”

“ I should very much like for you to kiss me again. ”

“ May I ask you something? ”

“ You are the first and only girl I’ve ever kissed. ”

“ I wonder what other intelligence he may be privy to. ”

“ Where do your fascinations lie? ”

“ Your passion carries the seeds of damnation, not deliverance. ”

“ I’m beginning to think you’re merely full of shit. ”

“ I would suggest getting some sleep if you can. ”

“ She annoys the hell out of me. ”

“ Cursing is the crutch of an unimaginative mind. ”

“ You are the last person I expected to see. ”

“ Tell me what to say, and I will say it. ”

“ I can’t help but feel that we got off on the wrong foot. ”

“ Of course I pray. I won’t bother asking if you do. ”

“ I’ve no obligation to explain myself to you or to anyone! ”

“ Do not say such things! ”

“ I’d no idea you were a killer. ”

“ You always were a terrible liar. ”

“ You may very well have just signed my death warrant. ”

“ I don’t recall requesting the pleasure of your company. ”

“ I do not think you should lecture me about arrogance or simple human decency. ”

“ You’re easier to read than you may think. ”

“ I don’t care what you want. ”

“ You’re not being honest with me. ”

“ This was an act of revenge: rash, vindictive, heartless, monstrous… ”

“ I never asked to be this. I had no choice or say in it! ”

“ I sacrificed everything for you! ”

“ I owe you nothing. ”

“ I think I’m going to be sick. ”

“ I have no home to return to. ”

“ Of course, you are always welcome to stay with me. ”

“ I am a burden, a hindrance. ”

“ I have saved you from yourself for the last time. ”

“ I shall decide if and when to end her misery. ”

“ You are my eyes in the dark places. ”

“ I haven’t killed anyone for a very long time. ”

“ I am glad to see you. I was afraid you might be… gone. ”

“ It was worth a try, wasn’t it? ”

“ You ask questions when you should be quiet and hold your tongue when you should ask! ”

“ Do you think it means anything that I’ve murdered three times before I’ve fallen in love once? ”

“ I’ve always thought, if heaven is such a wonderful place, why is entering it so absurdly easy? ”

“ So you see there is no need for anyone to keep me human, for there is nothing human in me to keep. ”

“ You know next to nothing about the matter, and I would appreciate it if you dropped it and never brought it up again. ”

“ I guess you know what I’m going to ask next. ”

“ I never said I had all the answers. ”

“ I don’t know what I want anymore. ”

“ It would make quite a tale, if someone were to tell it. ”

“ It is the nature of my profession, to labor in obscurity. ”

“ Absolutely not. Do you understand? ”

“ You know very well the answer to that question. ”

“ The entire idea was yours to begin with. ”

“ I cannot answer that question, for I have no idea what you’re talking about. ”

“ I suspect we’re in for a long night. ”

“ Well, I will confess I didn’t know what to think. ”

“ Who has more power now — me or God? ”

“ I beg you to hold your questions for now; I’m trying to think. ”

“ I will gladly release you when I am satisfied that neither of us is in danger. ”

“ You are a witness to history! ”

“ I don’t want to die. Please. Please don’t let me die. ”

“ It may be worth a try. ”

“ It is not your debt; you should not have to pay. ”

“ Please, do not leave me. I would not survive it. ”

“ You are the one thing that keeps me human. ”

“ Yes, it's healing up quite nicely. ”

“ Just because a man is a homicidal maniac doesn’t make him wrong. ”

“ It is an unfortunate habit of mine to say things that probably shouldn’t be said. ”

“ It is not your place to worry about me. ”

“ Perhaps we should turn back and go home. ”

“ I cannot help but feel we’ve known each other for years. ”

“ Do you lie because you’re ashamed, or do you lie because you think it’s funny? ”

“ I lie because the truth is painful. ”

“ I do not like children. ”

“ Do you enjoy being mean, or is it something you can’t help? ”

“ A bit of whiskey would be nice, if you have it. ”

“ If I tell you that, I’m a dead man. ”

“ It is called a griffin. This one is only a baby. ”

“ I’m curious to see what happens. ”

“ I will not force you to stay. I am asking you to stay. ”

“ Lead, and we shall follow! ”

“ I must confess to you that I am quite the ardent admirer of your writing. ”

“ It is delicate; I hope you can understand. ”

“ We avoid murder if we can help it. ”

“ I can save us both, but you must go along with everything I say. ”

“ I suppose you could say I am in a bit of trouble. ”

“ If they let you go before, why do they want to kill you now? ”

“ I would flee from it, but it is a part of me, and so where might I run? ”

“ I don’t want you to kill them. ”

“ You don't want me to kill them? ”

“ We will be vigilant and hope for the best. ”

“ Some tea would be wonderful. ”

“ I must tell you what a pleasure it is to meet you. ”

“ Come. It will be worth the trip. I promise. ”

“ You see? You worried for nothing. ”

“ It appears to be deserted. ”

“ Perhaps I should carry you across my shoulders like a shepherd his lamb. ”

“ I think there may be a storm coming. ”

“ I didn’t want you to be... disappointed in me. ”

“ I will protect him with my life. ”

“ Hope is not stupid. Faith is not stupid. ”

“ You’re a dead man on a fool’s errand. ”

“ It’s your fault — all of it! ”

“ Play to his ego, which by all accounts is considerably large and substantially playable. ”

“ I need someone who can be trusted to keep his mouth shut and who isn’t afraid of a little risk. ”

“ What was the point, then? ”

“ I didn't notice it affecting him in any way. ”

“ Where are you going with this? ”

“ Everyone has someone. ”

“ I guess the main reason, though, has to do with a promise I made. ”

“ Have I not impressed upon you the importance of this endeavor? ”

“ Who will remember me when I am gone? ”

“ Well, I suppose you don't have much choice in the matter. ”

“ What did you write about? ”

“ I'm afraid I may be lost. ”

“ But where are my manners? We haven't been properly introduced. ”

“ Saying no would be foolish on my part, wouldn't it? ”

“ Believe me, if I thought anyone else could help me, I would not ask you. ”

“ Can you not put aside who asks for help and consider the one who needs it? ”

“ I think he is being false — intentionally or not, I cannot say. ”

“ Your faith is misplaced. ”

“ I pity you. Do you know that? I pity you. ”

“ The most intelligent man I have ever met, and also the most vain and vindictive. ”

“ You have always been a little in love with death. ”

“ There's no need to patronize me, you know. ”

“ It feeds, and the more it feeds, the hungrier it becomes. ”

“ I am vain and vindictive, and I have always been a little in love with death. ”

“ It is hard, very hard, to think about those things that we do not think about. ”

“ Now put out the light and go to bed. ”

“ He was my best friend, and how I hated him! ”

“ They will go, and you will go on. ”

“ I guarantee you that he is far more useful than he looks. ”

“ What about vampires — have you ever hunted one of those? ”

“ Please, would you cease with that infernal singing! ”

“ Ah, my kingdom for some real light! ”

“ Now is not the time to lose our heads and submit to baser instinct. ”

“ Our better instincts are oft put down by our reason. ”

“ I don't give a tinker's damn if he's angry. ”

“ I'm quitting this godforsaken place at first light. ”

“ I would like to know what you meant. ”

“ You look all done for. ”

“ Just two of us — and god knows how many of them. ”

“ I am doing the best I can. None of this is my fault! ”

“ We shall cling to hope. ”

“ That's a poor choice of words. ”

“ Don't preach to me about hurt. ”

“ My father, though he never said it outright, blamed me. ”

“ What pleasant meadows do you frolic in while I'm talking? ”

“ What is this? Are those tears? ”

“ Your motives for staying here are no more pure than mine for allowing you to. ”

“ Mon cher ami, you do not look well. ”

“ If it involves scandal, I'm sure you will share it. ”

“ I sense a thinly veiled insult coming. ”

“ I read all the time; it's practically all I do. ”

“ You are understandably distressed. ”

“ I've been looking everywhere for you. ”

“ This is dreadfully boring. ”

“ By all accounts, you should be dead. ”

“ Your logic will kill someone one day. ”

“ Why are you looking at me like that? ”

“ I will not hole up here like a frightened kitten. ”

“ What are you going to do? Kill me? ”

“ You mistake disgust for fear. ”

“ I am not frightened, but you have every reason to be! ”

“ Is our friendship unworthy of the truth? ”

“ It serves no purpose but to cause pain. ”

“ We can speculate till dawn and still be no closer to the truth. ”

“ Perhaps you're ashamed to look at it, because you are a liar. ”

“ They do not understand that which they hunt. ”

“ Are you going to join them in the hunt? ”

“ We do strive to become what others see in us, don't we? ”

“ I will bury my friend, and I swear I will kill the man who tries to stop me. ”

“ Was it your plan to leave without saying goodbye? ”

“ I think that is the most pitifully tragic thing I've ever heard anyone say. ”

“ You are all that's left for me, and I fear I will lose you, too. ”

“ Do you suppose I might have a cup of hot cider or tea before you toss me out the door? ”

“ Why is it that every time I leave you to your own devices, you end up seriously injured? ”

“ As long as you draw breath anywhere — here or ten thousand miles from here — I will love you. ”

“ One way or the other — even if it means I point the way with my cold, dead finger — I'll get you out. ”

“ It is confounding to me why you insist upon choosing the outrageous explanation over the rational one. ”

PART THREE. A collection of dialogue from Tevinter Nights: Herold Had the Plan, An Old Crow’s Old Tricks, Eight Little Talons, Half Up Front, and The Dread Wolf Take You. To be used as sentence starters… or whatever. As per usual, feel free to change pronouns or whatever you see fit. Mentions / implications of death, violence, food, & alcohol. 

“ Well, that was a complete disaster. ”

“ I've seen jobs go better. ”

“ No offense. You are just filthy, is all. ”

“ You run like a newborn deer. ”

“ I don't want a lightning bolt up my arse. ”

“ What precisely do we rely on you for? ”

“ What do you have planned with your share of the money? ”

“ Stupidest words I ever heard, and I rarely hear any other kind. ”

“ Want to hear something fun? ”

“ May we never see each other again. ”

“ Long may he adventure. ”

“ If I may ask, what was it you were yelling? ”

“ I should've known you're the cause of all this commotion. ”

“ I heard you tinkering away in here. ”

“ Nothing spoils a meal like business. ”

“ Stay silent if you're not going to say anything useful. ”

“ You know I hate being the responsible one. ”

“ I refuse to look at another dead body until I've had my coffee. ”

“ I'm more than capable of killing everyone here. ”

“ You're stupid to begin with, and drink only makes you stupider. ”

“ Why do you think you're the exception to every rule? ”

“ As if drinking from the bottle's ever stopped you before. ”

“ This isn't how I imagined seeing you naked. ”

“ How do you feel — on a scale of absolute shit to dying? ”

“ Something on your mind? ”

“ It could've been a lot worse, and you know it. ”

“ The hell does that mean? ”

“ I am glad that my trust was not misplaced. ”

“ You and your martyr complex. ”

“ You can't do this without me. ”

“ We're a team, aren't we? ”

“ Slim hope’s better than none, right? ”

“ Hate to break it to you, but most of my people still want to see you dead. ”

“ I hope you are here for peaceful purposes. ”

“ Imagine that, overlooking the god in your midst. ”

“ You stink of lies and fear. ”

“ That's a good story, but I'd rather hear the truth. ”

“ I will regret it forever, and I will never make the same mistake again. ”

“ I am prideful, hotheaded, and foolish, and I am doing what I must. ”

PART TWO. A collection of dialogue from Tevinter Nights: Hunger, Murder by Death Mages, The Streets of Minrathous, The Wigmaker Job, and Genitivi Dies in the End. To be used as sentence starters… or whatever. As per usual, feel free to change pronouns or whatever you see fit. Mentions of death & violence.

“ We’re outnumbered. And surrounded. ”

“ That’s bad, no? ”

“ Have you ever heard of a warning? ”

“ Does it hurt? ”

“ That’s our whole plan. It’s not very good, is it? ”

“ Wardens don’t save everyone. ”

“ I don’t want you to die. ”

“ I should have died. ”

“ That doesn’t sound simple to me. ”

“ Still silent as the grave. That hasn’t changed. ”

“ I speak when it’s necessary. ”

“ I have no interest in trading petty barbs with you. ”

“ Would you like to come to a party? ”

“ I told you, I don’t like parties, and I’m not here for fun. ”

“ At least try to look like you belong here. ”

“ Forgive me if I cannot manage to harbor any kindness for him. ”

“ Are you all right, mage? ”

“ You don't think I'll help? ”

" It's not against the law to be a cultist. ”

“ It's very polite, but you don't need to walk me out every time. ”

“ Someone's put a contract on your head. ”

“ You're not wearing that, are you? ”

“ I wouldn't complain, if you filled me in. ”

“ Oh, good. More stairs. ”

“ You're not the least bit curious? ”

“ To be fair, you never told me the plan. ”

“ Never known you to have a soft heart. ”

“ That cavalier attitude's going to get you killed. ”

“ He doesn't deserve a quick death. ”

“ I thought the plan was to have a few laughs, slit some throats— ”

“ Is this your handiwork? ”

“ You upset my delicate sensibilities. ”

“ Morality is not static. Right and wrong are a matter of perspective. ”

“ You don't get to do that—you don't get to quit. ”

“ Andraste's holy cabbage, you look like shit. ”

“ I did my good deed for the year. ”

“ Well, that does free me from promises I didn't intend to keep. ”

“ Do you need a healer? ”

“ Old man, will you let me work? ”

“ You're asking me to go where? ”

“ There's nothing for miles. ”

“ I didn't find it as impressive as you did. ”

“ If I were forced to choose between eating that rat over there and being considerate of _____’s feelings, I would eat the rat. ”

PART ONE. A collection of dialogue from Tevinter Nights: Three Trees to Midnight, Down Among the Dead Men, The Horror of Hormak, Callback, and Luck in the Gardens. To be used as sentence starters... or whatever. As per usual, feel free to change pronouns or whatever you see fit.

“ You could have gotten us killed. ”

“ Do you know how hard I tried to hide? ”

“ What in Andruil's name did you do? ”

“ Ghilan'nain guide my steps. ”

“ If we get out of here alive, it'll be because of what Andruil taught my people. ”

“ Come on. Break's over. ”

“ Andruil's tits! ”

“ Let's make them regret it. ”

“ Now we stand and fight. ”

“ You're lucky I came at all. ”

“ Try not to miss me too much. ”

“ I promise, _____: You will be perfectly safe by my side. ”

“ Have you ever been to the Necropolis? ”

“ Touch nothing, make little sound, and do not wander. ”

“ Nobility's intrigues never held any interest for me. ”

“ I will not ask again. ”

“ Your endangerment is directly related to my folly. ”

“ Would've been easy to leave me. So thank you. ”

“ You will not lose yourself. I forbid it. ”

“ You are suited for better things than rage. ”

“ You preposterous nuisance! ”

“ Don't tell me you don't feel it. ”

“ Wake me up if anything interesting happens? ”

“ We're Wardens—that's what we do. ”

“ Don't need to convince me. I'm with you. ”

“ Looks worse than it is. ”

“ You should go. Get out of here. Only one of us needs risk their life. ”

“ That's... not what I pictured. ”

“ Fenedhis! ”

“ One has to admire the lengths he's gone to hide it. ”

“ Don't look at me like that. ”

“ What've those idiots done now? ”

“ I promise if I'd wanted to cause any trouble, I'd already have done so. ”

“ Don't let the title frighten you off, darling. ”