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#FatTees #TeesForFattees #EmbraceYourAwesome #TacoWednesday #BecauseTacosAreLife #WhyLimitToTuesday #TacoEveryday #TheStruggleIsReal #MyLife

Like t-minus two days... or three days... or day... shit, I don't know, my body is already converted to Stripper Standard Time (SST)... all I know is the sun is up and I am tired as balls! But it's for an amazing cause and my name is J, and I like to party! #PopUpStripClub #IStandWithPP #TwoStrippersAndASexTherapist #DoWhateverTheFuckTheyWant #UnzippedPDX #LiveTaping #AskAPerv #SexAndRelationship #StripperAdjacent #YesAStripper #UmmmIThinkImOutOfHashtags

#FixedItForYou #AhThatsBetter #RapePreventionStartsWithMe #IPromiseNotToRape #SeeHowEasyThatIs

#Existential #Mood #Enlightenment #Nirvana #TeenSpirit #WhyDoIHaveToNoticeEverything #IfItCanBeThoughtAbout #ICanOverThinkIt #ButWhy #IGuessIsTheBigQuestion #42

Because who doesn't love a good cause... and supporting Planned Parenthood, will really piss of Mike Pence! #StripperAdjacent #EmbraceYourAwesome #FatTees #TeesForFattees #MyNameIsJayAndILikeToParty

#YupItsLikeThat #IDontWannaHereAboutAWin #SomethingYouLost #SomeoneYouLost #SomeoneCheates #CrushConfessions #SecretReveals #OutOfTheBluePregnancies #Promotions #Demotions #Relocations #Raises #GotFired #GotPulledOver #GotArrested #BrokeSomething #MadeSomething #ShakedSomething #ItllHoldTilTomorrow

Treat to self 2017! #OmNomNomNom #FatTees #TeesForFattees #FatKidStatus #I8MyWayThrough #FoodPorn #EmbraceYourAwesome #HaulIt #StealthMode #OrSteakMode (at Outback Steakhouse - Southcenter)

Clearly going to be one of those weeks. #TrumpDontCarePlan #AmericaDontCarePlan #DrainTheSwamp

The struggle is real. .. #FatKidStatus #FatTees #TeesForFattees #EmbraceYourAwesome

Because #TacoTuesday #NationalTacoDay #FatManPrivilege #FatTees #TeesForFattees #OmNomNomNom #FoodPorn #IAteMyWayThrough #ImAboutToEatThat #CincoMasTacosPorFavor (at Taqueria El Antojo)

#FatTees #TeesForFattees #FoodPorn #OmNomNomNom #IAteMyWayThrough #birfdaybuddies (at Razzle's)

#PhillyCheeseSteakFrenchDip #OmNomNomNom #FatManPrivilege #FatTees #TeesForFattees #EmbraceYourAwesome #IAteMyWayThrough

Because Drumpf made promises! #TacoTruckOnEveryCorner #FatTees #TeesForFattees #FoodPorn #OmNomNomNom #EmbraceYourAwesome

The onliest way to road trip! #100MilesDown #100MilesToGo #PDXtoSEA #FatTees #TeesForFattees #EmbraceYourAwesome #BigThingsAreInTheWorks #StayTuned

I did it for the gram... #CelticCowboyBBQ #FatTees #TeesForFattees #OmNomNomNom #IAteMyWayThrough #FoodPorn #BbQ #EmbraceYourAwesome #OMyWow #SoGood #SoSoGOOD (at Celtic Cowboy BBQ)

#NoFilter #FoodPorn #TacoMonday #DontCareIfItsNotAThing #NounStatus #DontJudgeMe #OmNomNomNom #FatTees #TeesForFattees #EmbraceYourAwesome (at Taqueria El Antojo)

#MachoBurrito #LorenzosMexican #OmNomNomNom #FoodPorn #IAteMyWayThrough #FatTees #TeesForFattees #YeahThatHappened #PreQuatroDeJulio #WhenICheatOnTacos #ItsWithBurritos (at Lorenzo's Mexican Restaurant Mount Vernon)