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Crowley: Don’t worry, I got this.

Crowley: *shakes rapidly and starts to light up*

Aziraphale: What-?

Crowley: I swallowed a glow stick!

Crowley: I wish I could help you, but I shorn’t.

Aziraphale: Crowley, please!

Crowley: So… who broke it? I’m not mad; I just wanna know.

Walt: I did. I broke-

Crowley, rolling his eyes: No - no, you didn’t. Campbell?

Campbell: Don’t look at me; look at Alec.

Alec: What? I didn’t break it!

Campbell: Huh, that’s weird. How’d you even know it was broken?

Alec: Because it’s sitting right in front of us, and it’s broken.

Campbell, eyeing him up and down: Suspicious.

Alec: No, it’s not!

The Doctor: If it matters - probably not - but Kilgrave was the last one to use it.

Kilgrave, offended: Liar! I don’t even drink that rubbish!

The Doctor: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Kilgrave: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles; everyone knows that, Doctor!

Walt: Okay, okay, let’s not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Crowley.

Crowley: No! Who broke it?

The Doctor: …Crowley, Phileas has been awfully quiet.

Phileas: Really?!

The Doctor: Uh, yeah, really!

*Chaotic bickering continues*

[Later]

And I think it's significant the things we see Crowley put into his body in s2, and why: six shots of espresso, as something bracing before seeing what it is that made Aziraphale call him in his "something's wrong" tone; whiskey, because he has to give Aziraphale some bad news; wine, because they "might as well get comfortable" during the storm coming down on Job, after Aziraphale learns that Crowley is actually pretty unhappy with Job's suffering; and poison, to dispose of it so Elspeth (or Wee Morag, I've fogotten which is which) doesn't die. Crowley doesn't take Aziraphale's "something that calms you down", only consumes things that not only don't bring him pleasure but are an attempt to prevent pain. Crowley, who introduced Aziraphale to this important physical, sensual, selfish pleasure, denies it to himself. He denies himself the eccles cakes, he denies himself partaking in food, and he denies himself Aziraphale.