basement theories

His wand is at Rita Skeeter’s throat.

A one-night stand leaves Hermione Granger pregnant, Harry Potter crazy protective, and a world in chaos with curiosity.

Dinner is marginally uncomfortable.

A one-night stand leaves Hermione Granger pregnant, Harry Potter crazy protective, and a world in chaos with curiosity.

Breaking the news to her parents was always coming. 

A one-night stand leaves Hermione Granger pregnant, Harry Potter crazy protective, and a world in chaos with curiosity.

Is she hiding at Hogwarts? Probably. 

A one-night stand leaves Hermione Granger pregnant, Harry Potter crazy protective, and a world in chaos with curiosity.

And maybe, this is how it should start?

A one-night stand leaves Hermione Granger pregnant, Harry Potter crazy protective, and a world in chaos with curiosity.

“I think,” Padma says slowly. “I think you’re pregnant.”

A one-night stand leaves Hermione Granger pregnant, Harry Potter crazy protective, and a world in chaos with curiosity.

It is the family party that finally does her in.

Honestly? Hermione could not tell you why she's fascinated by him.

Padma stands in front of the door.

“Before I let you in,” she says, “how familiar are you with Veela magic?”

Hermione wonders if she is in the wrong profession.

“You know, you could hire someone.” Harry decides to paint his house. Hermione decides to dress for the weather. It's only appropriate.

“This,” Ron says slowly, “might one of your worst ideas ever. Top ten.”

Harry lies to the Bulgarian Minister. Of course, he's going to rope Hermione into this.

At some point in her adulthood, Hermione discovers that she has legs. It does not bode well for him.

Or! The one where Harry panics and inadvertently reveals his, um, piercing.

Harry, she’s learned, has three solid tells.

Hermione has never been someone who just goes with the flow.

In the morning, she is gone.

Harry laughs.

Hermione likes to hunt. Harry has a kill list to finish.

The contract is flimsy.

Hermione likes to hunt. Harry has a kill list to finish.

The firefighter calendar is, unfortunately – or fortunately, depending on who is asked – one of those traditions.

Harry is, of course, the talk of the town.

The first time she meets him, he shoves her face into glass. Hard.

Hermione cannot live in the shades of gray forever.

Stress lmao.

But seriously, thank you! That's so sweet of you. I honestly don't know? I think I really just write the things I want to read. Or I read a really terrible romance novel and go, "oh, erm, no?" and think about how I would fix it.