Fate/ Incorrect quotes

Rasputin: You can say "Have a nice day" and sound nice and polite

Nobu: [gets a papercut]

Chiron: Did you know that if you break a bone it grows back stronger?

Atalanta: My policy is if you see something, say something.

First Hassan: I am, as the kids say, awake.

Question: Is stabbing someone immoral?

BB: God is dead. God wemains dead. And we have kiwwed him. How shaww we comfowt ouwsewves, the mwuwdewews of aww mwuwdewews?? what was howiest and mwightiest of aww that the wowwd has yet owned has bwed to death undew ouw knives: who wiww wipe this bwood off us?? what watew is thewe fow us to cwean ouwsewves?? what festivaws of atonement, what sacwed games shaww we have to invent?? is not the gweatness of this deed too gweat fow us?? mwust we ouwsewves not become gods simpwy to appeaw wowthy of it? UwU

Douman: How did you find me?

Jason: How do you do that? Act like nothing bothers you?

Sorry for the lack of content lately yo girl has been touching grass and trying to become a functional member of society for the last month

Gudako: Let me show you a picture from last night that really upset me.

Jack the Ripper: "Don’t play around with knives. Unless you’re recording it on YouTube for, like, thousands of views, in which case..."

Caenis: ARE YOU-

Guda: Are you a cuddler?

Pollux: i just want to hear those three little words

Guda: [nuzzles and hugs Lobo]