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"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

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evilwizard

just a heads up. im gonna do a big curse soon

evilwizard

okay so honestly i wasn’t expecting they’d be able to hide the body for this long

evilwizard

LINDSEY GRAHAM ?

LINDSAY GRABAMMMM?!!!! :D GOOD BYE BITCHASS!!!!!

#us politics

bogleech

The christian family in these memes (which are absolutely all over facebook these days) genuinely do always look miserable. Who the fuck is relating to these stock mormon farm cultists. That is a couple who made love only once in pitch darkness with bags on their heads then celebrated the pregnancy with a feast of uncooked potatoes and warm tapwater. The baby seems intrigued though. Maybe only by the bottle of pills??

sunshine-tattoo

Could not leave this in the tags <3

amrv-5

Does anyone know what to do about the temperature and also the prices

nightonblogmountain

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krisonthefrontporchwithabeer

Keep salting the wound I'm close

hellallamerican

a ton of people have unexpectedly followed me over the last 2 days so here is my rent-lowering gunshot:

the american south is the most racially diverse and poorest region of the united states, and any political sentiment that treats the south is stupid or expendable is inherently racist and classist. a lot of y'all are racist and classist. the south is also the heart of american culture. argue with a wall. you cannot deny that everybody in the entire world does not emulate artists from atlanta. there is vested interest in keeping the south poor and uneducated BECAUSE this is the most racially diverse region in this country. if you actually give a fuck about progress, you would fight for the south, not mock us.

imathers

craftingcreatures

Attended a rattlesnake conference yesterday and one of the presenters was talking about public attitudes towards snakes, specifically how showing them in a non-aggressive context helps to create more positive attitudes, and. Y'all. I NEED to show you the image he used as an example

Look at him. Look at this smiley newborn sidewinder sitting in a bottle cap. He is so small and so happy he is EXACTLY the right size to sit comfortably in a bottle cap

#this is a just a baby!!

I have an armpit zit. This is the end of the world

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matineaux-deactivated20260222

kind of weird how parts of your soul are left in various locations without any warning… like yes i’m always at the top of that hill, sitting at the bus stop, in the cool light of the Japanese restaurant, standing at the pier etc etc

hi-im-ryn

infectiouspiss

dead wife flashback but it's just her dying screaming and covered in blood crawling towards me begging for help

#but with the same beautiful atmospheric music playing in the background and nostalgic editing

ragsy

Contemporary art haters will be like "i don't get it" and then not read the title or artist statement or the medium or the year or

tmbgareok

i-am-a-fish

every time you make art of any kind, a stat that is not visible to the player goes up. also, this is the most important stat in the game

ledogeishere

does singing in the shower count as art

i-am-a-fish

does a strong as fuck ice mummy have ice powers

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pallidprincess

tiktok is such an awful app, it's almost designed to feed you misinformation and expose you to insane discourse. unlike beloved tumblr, the app that feeds me misinformation and exposes me to insane discourse

pallidprincess

lierdumoa

No, no, no, you see on tiktok an algorithm feeds you misinformation. On Tumblr I feed myself misinformation from my charcuterie board of hand-selected unhinged mutuals.

lierdumoa

None of that mass market junk. Only artisanal, small batch, sustainably cultivated, fair trade horseshit.

dogpuppy

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