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dogpuppy

Finger your butthole Thursday

dogpuppy

And lick it off your fingiers afterwards

dogpuppy

mercedesbenzodiazepine

any advice for the faggots?

Make some noise

reddherring777

I think its funny that people used to demonize Wikipedia for being managed and updated by people. Which is bad for information, something famously managed and updated by people.

rodserlingofficial

"Who better to be the shepherds of knowledge than thousands of people just like you and me?"

pukicho

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Here's my attempt at making a generic Y2K-esque dance song that would've made me 1 billion dollars in the year 2007 but makes me zero dollars in the year 2026

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talkshows-deactivated20150818

the anniversary of library paste man’s death is in four days.

basketghost

One hundred and ten years ago to the day. Amazing. Incredible.

1dietcokeinacan

RIP😔🙏📚🍯

venusswasaboy

I quote this and laugh to myself very, very often.

batmanisagatewaydrug

vampires

Along with his many other sins, Elon is responsible for me missing out on peak fresh berry season out of fear of me shitting my pants. Fuck you, Elon Musk

#obviously not the biggest horrible thing he’s done #us politics #uspol tw

marian-devotee

I took my little brother (autistic, mostly non verbal) out and he was using his voice keyboard to tell me something, and this little boy (maybe 4 or 5?) heard him and asked me "Is he a robot??" I tried to explain to him that no, he isn't a robot, he just communicates differently, but my darling brother was in the background max volume "I am robot I am robot I am robot I am robot"

marian-devotee

My little brother insisted if I was going to post about him, he wanted a cut of the "profits". When I explained to him that Tumblr isn't monetized, and is pretty pointless, he and my older brother pointed out that he'd still be bringing me "fame and notoriety" if the post got "big". So we agreed, if the post hit 10k notes, which seemed extremely farfetched and silly at the time, I'd take my little brother out for sushi (his favorite food) and let him eat as much as he wants.

I guess God wanted the little robot to enjoy some sushi 🍣 🥲

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likepetalswealleventuallyfall

im laughing so hard because no matter what song you listen to

spiderman dances to the beat

no matter what song ive been testing it and lauing my ass off for an hour

creepymutelilbugger

hey guys do you want to circulate the heirloom dancing spiderman again i feel like we could stand to do that

syn4k

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

joyflameball

evilwizard

just a heads up. im gonna do a big curse soon

evilwizard

okay so honestly i wasn’t expecting they’d be able to hide the body for this long

evilwizard

LINDSEY GRAHAM ?

LINDSAY GRABAMMMM?!!!! :D GOOD BYE BITCHASS!!!!!

#us politics

bogleech

The christian family in these memes (which are absolutely all over facebook these days) genuinely do always look miserable. Who the fuck is relating to these stock mormon farm cultists. That is a couple who made love only once in pitch darkness with bags on their heads then celebrated the pregnancy with a feast of uncooked potatoes and warm tapwater. The baby seems intrigued though. Maybe only by the bottle of pills??

sunshine-tattoo

Could not leave this in the tags <3

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amrv-5

Does anyone know what to do about the temperature and also the prices

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krisonthefrontporchwithabeer

Keep salting the wound I'm close

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