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playthings2007

Keep salting the wound I'm close

hellallamerican

a ton of people have unexpectedly followed me over the last 2 days so here is my rent-lowering gunshot:

the american south is the most racially diverse and poorest region of the united states, and any political sentiment that treats the south is stupid or expendable is inherently racist and classist. a lot of y'all are racist and classist. the south is also the heart of american culture. argue with a wall. you cannot deny that everybody in the entire world does not emulate artists from atlanta. there is vested interest in keeping the south poor and uneducated BECAUSE this is the most racially diverse region in this country. if you actually give a fuck about progress, you would fight for the south, not mock us.

imathers

craftingcreatures

Attended a rattlesnake conference yesterday and one of the presenters was talking about public attitudes towards snakes, specifically how showing them in a non-aggressive context helps to create more positive attitudes, and. Y'all. I NEED to show you the image he used as an example

Look at him. Look at this smiley newborn sidewinder sitting in a bottle cap. He is so small and so happy he is EXACTLY the right size to sit comfortably in a bottle cap

#this is a just a baby!!

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I have an armpit zit. This is the end of the world

matineaux-deactivated20260222

kind of weird how parts of your soul are left in various locations without any warning… like yes i’m always at the top of that hill, sitting at the bus stop, in the cool light of the Japanese restaurant, standing at the pier etc etc

hi-im-ryn

infectiouspiss

dead wife flashback but it's just her dying screaming and covered in blood crawling towards me begging for help

#but with the same beautiful atmospheric music playing in the background and nostalgic editing

ragsy

Contemporary art haters will be like "i don't get it" and then not read the title or artist statement or the medium or the year or

tmbgareok

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i-am-a-fish

every time you make art of any kind, a stat that is not visible to the player goes up. also, this is the most important stat in the game

ledogeishere

does singing in the shower count as art

i-am-a-fish

does a strong as fuck ice mummy have ice powers

pallidprincess

tiktok is such an awful app, it's almost designed to feed you misinformation and expose you to insane discourse. unlike beloved tumblr, the app that feeds me misinformation and exposes me to insane discourse

pallidprincess

lierdumoa

No, no, no, you see on tiktok an algorithm feeds you misinformation. On Tumblr I feed myself misinformation from my charcuterie board of hand-selected unhinged mutuals.

lierdumoa

None of that mass market junk. Only artisanal, small batch, sustainably cultivated, fair trade horseshit.

dogpuppy

andhumanslovedstories

This is the greatest progression of events I have ever read, where’s my historical gay romance novel about this

ariaste

KING JAMES, CAN YOU CHILL?

cornchipz-revival

Local King Cannot Stop Promoting His Boyfriend

ruby--wednesday

where’s the lush period drama about this series of events?

hotidiotsoup

fun thing about king James, this guy was fairly public about his bf (more public than what was acceptable). He threw lots of extravagant parties with his man on his arm. It pissed off the church obviously so to get them off his back, he’s the one that ordered the third translation of the Bible from Hebrew to English (the King James Version aka the Authorized Version) so the Bible every hot blooded all American Christian reads today was literally just written so a very gay king could fuck his boyfriend in peace.

bemusedlybespectacled

oh my god this is hilarious

“guys, guys. I know this looks kinda gay, and i promise i have a good explanation for all this, but have you considered… that jesus… is also gay? checkmate, heteros.”

what-even-is-thiss

King. Literally.

cloudabserk

WARNING do NOT start reading books and comics or watching movies or looking at art!!! you will start wanting to create art yourself. or god forbid. writing.

cambriancrew

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queer-as-city-folk

Deadwife montage but it's just photos of the main characters pre transition

queer-as-city-folk

You are the dead wife you're trying to honor or something like that

misscromwellsmonocle

The Lazy Italian Girl (1757) by Jean Baptiste Greuze

quendergeer

god, you take a five minute break and some asshole paints a picture

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