Believe In The Impossible

"Sounds like someone's sick. How lovely. I do hope its serious. Something dreadful."

"Why they might even make a motion picture about you!"

"Who knows? Who knows anything?"

"She only wants rules so she can break 'em."

"Rule four: no cheating."

"I'm running this place and if you think you're gonna fiddle with my schedule, you'd better pack up your bag of tricks and be gone."

"I hope you don't go in for any of that black magic stuff."

"Jousting is uh...a fine skill. It's a highly developed science."

"One dummy trying to knock off another dummy with a big stick."

"That boy has got real spark. Lots of spirit. Throws himself heart and soul int everything he does. That's really worth something, if it could only be turned in the right direction."

"I plan to cheat, of course. Use magic. Every last trick in the trade if I have to."

"When he stays out all night, he's always grumpy the next morning."

"Instinct you know."

"Flying is not merely some crude, mechanical process. It is a delicate art. Purely aesthetic. Poetry of motion. And the best way to learn is to do it."

"I hate sunshine! I hate horrible, wholesome sunshine."

"Below the hilt in letters of gold were written these words: "whoso pulleth out this sword of this stone and anvil is rightwise king, born of England.""

"This was a Dark Age, without law and without order. Men lived in fear of one another, for the strong preyed upon the weak."

"Don't take gravity too lightly or it will catch up with you."

"If the boy goes about saying the world is round, they'll take him for a lunatic."

"Who cares as long as the work gets done?"

"You mean you can see everything before it happens?"

"Everybody's got problems. The world is full of problems."

"It's your skin, not mine."

"Just because you can't understand something it doesn't mean its wrong."

"Knowledge and wisdom is the real power."

[ text ]: I'm drunk on lemonade.

[ text ]: A book told me to bathe in milk. I have regrets.

[ text ]: Help. I'm stuck in [insert name here]'s house and they won't let me leave.

[ text ]: Last night, I used 7 champagne glasses to empty an orange juice carton and drank none of them.

[ text ]: I accidentally sexted my mom.

[ text ]: Why is my TV in the back hard.

[ text ]: I can't find my phone.

[ text ]: Sorry about calling you for pizza last night. I got you and the delivery number mixed up.

[ text ]: I got prank called that my cat was in the freezer but I don't have a cat and I'm scared.

[ text ]: Don't be alarmed. There's a pretty angry cat in your apartment.

[ text ]: I don't know who you are but I want pizza.

[ text ]: Do you have my dog?

[ text ]: A Disney princess dress arrived today. When did I order it?

[ text ]: All I have in my fridge is eggs.

[ text ]: THERE IS A STRANGER IN MY HOME and xhe is politely asking for beer.

[ text ]: All my underwear is gone.

[ text ]: I just got mistaken for a porn star.

[ text ]: Who's house am I in?

[ text ]: I've been waiting for three hours and you're still in the bathroom.

[ text ]: I have a collection of stolen doorknobs.

[ text ]: Police just asked me where you are. You should hide.

[ text ]: I think you underestimated the power of vodka. You told me that rainbows were a conspiracy.

[ text ]: I wish I was a unicorn sometimes.

[ text ]: The sky was green for like a second. fite me.

[ text ]: You were so drunk last night that you hit on your reflection.

[ text ]: I think we need to talk about last night.

[ text ]: Pack your bags. Surprise road trip.

[ text ]: Remind me to never drink again.

[ text ]: Someone stole my table and only my table.

[ text ]: There's a huge ass hole in my couch. It's bigger than my butt.

[ text ]: All my pasta is gone and I can't find it.

[ text ]: When will my dignity return from war.

[ text ]: Apparently 'mmm watcha say' isn't funny anymore.

[ text ]: In not brubk yuu ate.

[ text ]: sleap wwat evn os sleeo