FastDoge

This is a man trying to get his jollies. This is someone practicing fetish lifestyles in public. This is not OK.

This person doesn’t apparently have a fetish for wanking around in changing rooms. They practice private consensual behavior shared only on their facebook and other dedicated places of kink.

PPG Reboot: NO! no boobs allowed!

Bubbles: “That’s not a unicorn, that’s a plain old pony”

Buttercup: *knocks his horn off*

“It’s not a unicorn it’s just… Sad"

It’s a colt.”

“What’s a colt?”

“A baby horse.”

“Then what’s a filly?”

“Uh a horse with attitude?”

they fucking just brought up gender

blatantly 

and tried to cleverly cover it up

So this is basically the same thing as ripping off a transperson’s pants and telling them they aren’t that gender

how do they show the reaction

okay not bad, I mean it’s still awful that they’re showing something like this when being outed is a triggering traumatic experience-

aaaaand they made him get over the top angry and ridiculous over this

“WELL EXCUSE ME, I MAY NOT HAVE A HORN

BUT I DO HAVE A HEART

AND IN THAT HEART I KNOW I’M A BEAUTIFUL UNICORN”

“Woah, drama bomb.”

HOLY

FUCKING SHIT

DID SHE REALLY JUST SAY THAT?!?!

By the way did I forget to mention they’re basically saying being trans is like claiming you’re a mythological creature? 

“WE’ll get the professor to turn you in to a unicorn, and then I can be friends with a REAL LIVE UNICORN!”

okay so

she’s only supportive of his identity because it’d be cool to be besties with a unicorn

imagine if I had a friend who was like “OH it’d be cool if I had a guy friend, get an operation so I can have a guy friend!”

y’know

basically denying I’m a guy unless I have a penis

ew she’s even fantasizing about it and imposing her ideal of what a unicorn should be on him

so now we need a scene transfer

let’s see, what’s a perfectly appropriate scene to cut away to in an episode that was specified as a trans issues metaphor?

a pickle museum

that’s right folks

we’re talking about a transunicorn getting a horn transplant, and the best way to do a scene transfer is a joke about a museum containing pickles

y’know

cuz phallic jokes 

“Professor! He needs this!”

“I NEED THIS”

…… so yeah his feelings on this matter don’t actually matter to bubbles apparently, she just wants him to be a unicorn for her sake.

Because that’s how being trans works

right?

people are actually imposing what THEY want you to be, you’re not actually trans, you’re just trying to be something someone else wants you to be C:

“Well it’s up to you Donny, is this something you want to try?”

“As long as my BFF Bubbles says it’s a good idea, I am DOWN!”

Oh

so

now he’s only doing this because Bubbles wants him to

not because he actually really badly/passionately wants to be a unicorn???

Also, trans operations are risky and still under research, so this is actually a super serious decision. 

Professor: This is your body and it’s a serious choice!

Thoroughly weigh your options as you read through this document in all its entirety.”

Okay there is no excuse now. This is 100% a trans issue episode, when they use terminology like “it’s your body and it’s a serious choice”

And this is how they treat it.

“EH, I SKIMMED IT!”

Note how it says “FOREVER” in big red letters?

Indicating to our lovely children that this is a permanent change, and such a serious, risky procedure :C 

So now we see what direction this episode is really going

They’re basically giving the moral that “changing your body is risky and bad and comes with lots of bad side effects”

Don’t believe me?

So yeah guess what

it didn’t work

this is how they’re depicting transitioning by the way

by making it look FUCKING HORRIFYING

So now that he’s gotten his operation with bad side effects, he’s reduced to being a freakshow

and his conditions get worse

he’s fucking crying, he’s horrified

they cut back to the pickle museum

and shatter a pickle statue

okay let me explain why this is so fucked up

The mayor is explaining if this pickle statue breaks, bad luck will occur. And it gets shattered.

Now in context of this episode, why this was either on purpose or just a really shitty choice: we once again have someone saying ‘if you break thing (that happens to be a phallic object joke btw) then bad stuff will happen’

it’s the same thing they’re saying this episode

if you try to change your body

bad things will happen

“LOOK AT ME, I’M A FREAK, WE ARE NO LONGER BFFS!”

Buttercup: Woah, he’s a freak.

Bubbles: He is not a freak, he is my friend!

REALLY?! THAT’S WHY HE’S NOT A FREAK?! BECAUSE HE’S YOUR FRIEND? WHO BY THE WAY YOU ONLY WANTED TO BE FRIENDS WITH IF HE WAS A UNICORN?!?!!

“Donny this is all my fault, I put you in danger just because I wanted to be friends with a unicorn”

oh good at least she admits it but that doesn’t exactly fix the problem now does it? Nor does it remotely tackle transissues, 

what the hell is it trying to say here

 “friends of transpeople shouldn’t pressure them to change themselves”??????

i’m pretty sure that’s not the major issue transpeople are dealing with

“DEEP DOWN IN YOUR HEART OF HEARTS, YOU ARE A REAL LIVE UNICORN!”

“NO, IN MY HEART I KNOW I’M A MONSTER!”

Uh, guys

I know you’re trying to make this a good message and all

but you’re really REALLY not

“i just wanted to be friends with a unicorn”

so what does she do

continue to insist he’s a unicorn

and this upsets him

yeah you had that coming, Bubbles

SO IN AN AMAZING TWIST, UNICORNS APPEAR!

“Wait which ones are stallions?”

… WOW.

just

wow

throw in a joke about gender binaries in a trans issues episode

s’great

that’s just

real great

“I blamed you but I didn’t think of the consequences either. I sooo wanted to be a unicorn too…”

“But you ARE a unicorn!”

so being trans is just ‘wanting it’ I guess, and wanting to change comes with HORRIBLE consequences.

Oh by the way

turns out

he actually IS a unicorn

“I had to wait until you went on an intense journey of adolescent discovery.”

so there’s no trans issues here at all I guess

because he was a unicorn the whoooole time

no really

he was actually a unicorn the whole time, no magical transformation in to a unicorn or anything

he just had a horn under his hair and he never looked

I’m not making that up, that’s what happens.

Look they even fix the pickle museum

And then they have a happy ending and fly away AND GOD WHAT TRASH

Where the fuck do I even begin?

So the overall lesson in this episode really didn’t come off as accepting or tolerant of trans issues in the slightest.

They outed their ‘trans’ character at the start, didn’t address how wrong that was

the overall lesson here is not to change your body because bad things will happen and you’ll be a monster

I want to say this right now:

I am trans. And it’s people telling me that I’m NOT a boy, that I SHOULDN’T want t change that makes me feel like a monster.

It makes me feel like a freak.

CN decided to make a trans character a villain for trying to change ‘who they are’.

I’m going to keep this short and simple because the fix to this abomination IS simple:

This episode would have been PERFECT if he became a monster because everyone kept insisting he was a pony over and over and over and over

his anger could grow from no one letting him be what he feels

and in the end, bubbles insisting to him that he IS a unicorn, and that she was wrong for not treating him like one from the start

and everyone accepting him as a unicorn

Imagine this ending:

Everyone believing in him and accepting him as a unicorn is what turns him in to a unicorn

But most of all, the most important thing, is that he has to believe in himself. 

He might not have been a unicorn in body but he was a unicorn at heart and that’s what mattered most, and as long as he was true to his heart and everyone else could accept him for what he feels on the inside.

Bam, unicorn. The problem is solved, he no longer feels like he has to be a monster or a freak, he doesn’t feel trapped in his own body and misunderstood and mislabelled. 

You see.

How fucking HARD was that to fix?!

http://www.latimes.com/entertainment/herocomplex/la-et-hc-powerpuff-girls-20160401-story.html

“In addition to shattering old tropes and kick-punching dated ideas, the new “Powerpuff Girls” will also address issues of gender and identity. One upcoming episode in particular touches on ideas of gender identity – a topic open to conversation even in animated shows, thanks to programs such as “Steven Universe,” which explores gender fluidity and rejects established gender norms.

You reblogged this post yourself, the evidence is right there in your face, and you’re still ignoring it. Because you’re too ashamed to admit that trans children exist and are going to be hurt by this episode’s lessons.

Over analyzing would be if I spent the entire review insisting the pickles were intentional phallic jokes, which I did not and I have stated ‘intentional or not’ because I’m aware coincidences exist.

But this episode was NOT a coincidence. All those underlying things were BLATANTLY pointing to trans issues, and there’s an article right in your damn face to prove it.

This is a fine example of transphobia right here: You’re ANNOYED by us having issues. You’re ANNOYED by trans people being upset.

How much of a fucking narcassist do you have to be to expect people to ‘research’ you before replying to your stuff?

 “ Because you’re too ashamed to admit that trans children exist and are going to be hurt by this episode’s lessons “

I know trans kids exist. And how nice to insult their intellegence to think that one episode is going to make them so hurt. They’re kids, not thin skinned pussies like you, who fly off the handle like how you did in this post.

“ But this episode was NOT a coincidence. All those underlying things were BLATANTLY pointing to trans issues, and there’s an article right in your damn face to prove it. “

Yeah a post by the LA Times, the fucking LA Times. Good fuckin’ proof you got there.

“ This is a fine example of transphobia right here: You’re ANNOYED by us having issues. You’re ANNOYED by trans people being upset. “

No, i’m stating that you people getting your panties in a twist over a shitty reboot of an overrated cartoon show because of ‘transphobia’ is retarded and that you should fucking get over yourselves. Also, way to blindly label something as transphobic, really shows how mature and grounded in reality you are.

(also nice ableist and gendered slurs you used there, I can tell this really threatens you)

You realize that your behavior right now is incredibly abusive?

Why is this making you so angry?

And I do think the pickle stuff was mostly a bad coincidence, because I remember the mayor being obsessed with pickles in the original show. But that doesn’t change it from being a bad choice…

“Can you pass the salad, Mom?” he asks the AK-47, but she doesn’t pass the salad

“Hey Mom, can you pass the salad?”

I’ll take a second here to remember the fact I’m on Tumblr and that I’m surrounded by belligerent autistic faggots who think that because they’re apparently incapable of basic social niceties it’s abhorrent that normal people would behave within somewhat flexible boundaries to each other.

If I’m hanging out with my wheelie-folk they actually appreciate me pulling out a chair proportionate to their own so that we happen to be literally on the same level.

“Reblog to save a life”

Go die in a car fire you exaggerating piece of shit.

A woman with Asperger’s who posted a touching viral video with her service dog last summer has been shot dead by police.

Danielle Jacobs was killed by Mesa, Arizona, officers on Thursday after they arrived at her apartment for a suicide call around 11 a.m., her mother Stacia confirmed to the Daily News.

Police told local media that the 24-year-old came at them with a knife and they fired in self-defense.

Jacobs had garnered international attention last year for posting a courageous video where she sobs as her loving dog Samson provided comfort during a meltdown and used his paws to stop her hitting herself.

“This is what having Asperger’s like,” she wrote alongside the clip, and told the Huffington Post, “When I have a meltdown, I often have self-injurious behavior and I often self-harm.”

The video has been made private, though up until three days before her death she posted videos of the canine comforting her during outbreaks of anxiety.

Use a bigger drill bit and drill only TWO holes at each end of the slot. Remove inner piece of slot with two knife cuts.

NEVER PUT YOURSELF IN FRONT OF A CUTTING BLADE

I cringe every time I see people handling a knife like this, especially when they’re using a lot of force. Once that blade slips there’s nothing stopping it from fucking up your thumb and even that entire arm.

The thumb in the knife hand provides support.

Not only do you have better control over the force applied (because you’re leveraging with the thumb and not your arm),

in the event of a slip your entire arm won’t make a dangerous slash.

White men are the biggest misogynists on the block