Winslow

I’m bored. Show me a pic of your fav.

i love crossing the street in front of cars where i can see the driver is visibly annoyed because like. are you mad at me? am i making you mad? are you upset? are you gonna kill me about it? gonna vehicular manslaughter me? gonna split my head open like a watermelon with that big strong manly truck? are you mad at me?

are you mad at me?

don’t jokeship with me because 2 hours later i’ll have feels for the pairing.

​first rule of crackshipping is have fun qnd be yourself. second rule of crackshipping is look out!

“You know what would be really funny/messed up” is dangerous.

like a lot of 'fandom terminology' has this problem of like, our noble textual analysis vs their frivolous headcanon, our scholarly relationship study vs their prurient shipping, etc where what determines whether the 'fandom term' applies has nothing to do with the underlying activity in question and everything to do with the speaker's judgment of its seriousness or accuracy or social acceptibility and so forth. but anyway in the case of 'headcanon' it's like basically completely useless IMO because people will use it when someone is trying (successfully or not) to interpret the text, and also when they're literally just Posting, also a noble activity, and any posture of sincerity in between. like it tells me nothing about whether a judgment is even being made. sometimes people are just saying shit

I’m always thinking about ‘if you have antisocial personality disorder or narcissistic personality disorder, please kindly do not direct message me’