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severely deficient in whatever vitamin makes u a person

ever since i learned abt the concept of networking i knew i was going to have to do everything alone and do it the hard way

i believe i can do everything in this life except feign interest and suck up to people

lock the fuck in?? no way dude. I am TUCKED the fuck in :) good night

Clint should not be a marriable character in Stardew Valley, Clint should be the first character you can kill with a gun and replace with some kind of hydraulic press that does the same things

having poor circulation is great because people will touch your hand and go 'oh! you're so cold!' and for a moment you get to experience what it's like to be a vampire in a romance novel

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happy this guy's day, everybody

they can't possibly know if it like has a bag of almonds down in a trench somewhere when theyre not looking

Baa baa backstreets, have you any boys

what if orpheus was butch and she unclipped her carabiner and held it out behind her and then eurydice clipped it onto her belt loop and then orpheus didnt have to look back because she could hear eurydice jingle jangling behind her. follow me for more dyke solutions to famous tragic literature

A small price to pay for mountains reflected in the eyes of a trailside pika