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DaveFarts - Episode 10 “The Elevator” [Episode List] After visiting a friend’s house, Tim and the gassy-as-usual Dave take a really slow elevator together.

The Elevator

I took a quick sip of beer as our friend Adam left the living room to get another can in his fridge. What was left was a weirdly awkward silence and Dave, with his own beer, glaring at me.

“Dude,” he whispered. “It’s been a hour. I thought you were gonna tell him.”

I chose Adam as the first non-Dave bud to come out to, but it ended up being surprisingly hard to do. It’s not like Dave was forcing me or anything, or that Adam was a bad person; on the contrary, Dave was simply there with me as my emotional support in case things go south (but we both know they won’t) and Adam was, well, just Adam. Dave’s rightful reaction to me not coming out as planned didn’t bother me and as I said he wasn’t there to intimidate a confession out of me.

“Look, I don’t feel ready, okay?”

“You’ve been talking about the weather for 20 minutes.” he hissed. “What’s next? Geology?”

I chuckled. “Actually, this reminds me that they found this weird rock in South Amer-“

“I can’t believe this.”

“What’s not to believe? You take a big shovel and-“

“And I’m gonna dig my own grave if you start talking about rocks.”

-> reblog and have people send you asks of the questions they’d like answering.

by @boyhuffer

🍎 - Do you prefer to fart on someone or be the one getting farted on?

🍐- How did you realise you had a fart fetish?

🍍- What age were you when you realised you were into farts?

🍊 - What’s your favourite kind of fart? (examples — dutch oven, on food, in lap)

🍋 - What foods/drinks make you the gassiest?

🍉 - Have you ever actually experimented with your fetish in real life? Would you like to?

🍌- Do you prefer the person you’re farting on to struggle and cry, or would you rather they’re completely into it, sniffing like their life deoends on it

🍓 - What’s your ideal fart-related fantasy?

🫐 - How bad are your farts? What are they usually like?

🍒 - Have you ever told anyone about your fetish? do you think you will?

🍑 - Do you ever get off to your own farts?

🥭 - What type of person do you fantasize farting on/farting on you? Fictional characters, people you know, celebrities, or do you just imagine someone new up?

🥭: I'm a complete and utter sucker for the idea of Skater guys farting on me, something about their casual style and reputation totally does it for me, but I also love chubby guys and jocks!!

🥥: mmm, bondage would be great, being tied up and farted on, I also love to be forced to smell a guys pits and feet as well!

Jake and Ryan, were professional footballers, known for their skills on the field and their mischievous antics off it. After a thrilling match, they returned to the locker room, their adrenaline still pumping from the game.

As they entered the locker room, they spotted their teammate, Matt, sitting on the bench, lost in thought. With a mischievous grin, Jake and Ryan exchanged knowing glances, silently agreeing to execute their latest prank.

Quickly, they retrieved a gas mask they had hidden in their lockers, along with a length of hose. With practiced ease, they attached the gas mask to Matt's face, stifling his protests before they could even begin.

Confused and unable to see through the mask, Matt struggled against his friends' grasp, but Jake and Ryan held him firmly in place. With a smirk, they aimed the hose towards their asses, preparing to unleash their eggy payload.

As the first fart echoed through the locker room, Matt's eyes widened in horror, realizing what was about to happen. With each subsequent blast of foul odor, he was forced to inhale deeply through the gas mask, the stench overwhelming his senses.

Despite his attempts to escape, Jake and Ryan continued their relentless assault, laughing uproariously as Matt writhed in discomfort. Trapped in a cloud of eggy farts, Matt could do nothing but endure his fate, his protests drowned out by the raucous laughter of his teammates.

Finally, when they had exhausted their supply of gas, Jake and Ryan released Matt from the gas mask, their laughter echoing off the walls of the locker room. Gasping for fresh air and struggling to recover from the assault on his senses, Matt could only shake his head in disbelief at his friends' audacity.

My older brother, Jay loved teasing me. Whenever he had a chance he would purposely sit on me and act like i’m not there, he even goes as far as to fart on me sometimes.

Today was no different, as i was enjoying some alone time in the living room, I could hear Jays footsteps coming down the hallway. As he approached closer he scanned the seats and smirked as he noticed me. “Man, i wonder where Sean is at..?” he said out loud to himself.

Sean rolled his eyes, he knew what was coming next. “Come on bro, not today, can’t I just go one day without you doing this?”

Jay ignored him as he stood infront of the tiny before him “Weird, sounds like my little bro just said something… oh well!”

Sean didn’t even try to move as his brothers giant ass descended into him. As much as hed hate to admit this, he secretly enjoyed it, though Sean could never let him find out.

As the tiny was being smooshed by his giant brother he quickly stood up! “Oh Sean! There you are, why didn’t you say something.” he said trying to hold back laughter.

Sean tried his best to act annoyed.” Shut up man you do this all the time it’s not even funny anymore.”

“Hmmm i don’t know… humiliating you seems pretty fucking hilarious to me” Jay chuckled.

“Whatever man just leave me alone.” Sean pouted.

“Alright man i’m going out with some friends, won’t be back till tomorrow, so you’ll be free from my butt for the day…” He said exiting the house.

Sean crossed his arms.He knew it was wrong to enjoy his big bro sitting in him and gassing him out but he couldn’t help it!

There weren’t many people he could talk to about this but luckily he did have a friend he would regularly update whenever he was sat on! He grabbed his little phone and immediately started to text the friend.

“Yo you won’t believe what happened again! Jay sat on me again. He was wearing shorts this time but that’s fine i’ll take what i can get. No gas this time though but i could smell his musk he left on the shorts it was amazing!”

In his excitement to update his friend he noticed his fatal mistake. The text was sent… to Jay! Sean quickly tried to unsend the message but it was too late, the message was delivered and there was no going back. His little heart felt like it was going to beat out of his chest. He’s never wanted to disappear into nothing more than at this moment.

As he was still processing his mistake he saw the little delivered sign turn into seen. “Oh god, how could I be so stupid!”

Sean spent the whole day planning on how to deal with this awkward situation and what to say. As he nervously placed back and forth in their room, he could hear a door open. What followed were fast approaching footsteps that sounded very familiar. “Shit he’s back early…”

As Jay bust the door open he angrily scanned the room in search for his little bro. As he found Sean he snatched him up and showed him the text on his phone. To Sean it was like a jumbo screen.

“Care to explain this?” Jay said. Sean has never him like this.

“I- That wasn’t meant for you but i-“

“I can’t believe all this time you enjoyed it you little freak!” Jay said, cutting him off. He slammed Sean into the bed, disorienting him a bit. As Sean was coming to, he couldn’t believe what was before him. As he looked up he saw Jays bare ass staring him at the face.

“I bet you’re drooling at the sight of this aren’t you? This is what you’ve been waiting for, You like it when big bro sits on you huh?” Jay said, flipping him off.

Sean was scared, Jay’s usually playful when it comes to this but this was a completely different person. With no warning Jay dropped his full weight on the tiny.

Sean could feel the difference, this whole time Jay was holding back! The musky smell was intense, it was nothing compared to what he’s used to, making his eyes water. He could feel Jay clenching his cheeks around him. “ I Bet you’re fucking enjoying this. You’re sick”

Sean was regretting ever sending that message, this was nothing like what he was use to.

FFFFRRRRRRTTTTTTTT

Jay dropped a bomb on him, the smell of rotten eggs made him gag as he tried to squirm his way out. This made Jay apply more weight on him.

“Don’t try and act disgusted now little bro, you’re going to take all this gas.”

PPPHHHHHRRR

“How’d that one smell huh? You still want your big bro gas?”

PPPHHHRRMM

“Yeah take all of this gas little bro”

PPPPFFFTTT

“Oh fuck that one was bad!”

Sean couldn’t believe his brother could unload so much gas. As the fart bombs continued Sean was too exhausted fight, he felt on the verge of passing out.

Before he could Jay stood up and Sean’s nostrils filled with fresh air. Sean was again snatched up by the giant.

“Don’t go passing out on me you little freak. Didn’t i say it was funny humiliating you with this ass?” He said spanking one of his cheeks.

Sean felt weak, but with what little strength he had left he begged for mercy, “Please… i take back everything i said.”

Jay smirked, “What was that? You want to spend the night in my ass? You sick fuck, was being under my bare ass not enough?”

Sean was in the verge of tears “ Please.. i’m being serious… let’s just pretend this never happened”

Jay shrugged,” Sorry little bro but i can’t hear you, but knowing your pervy ass you’d want that wouldn’t you?”

Sean couldn’t believe he was actually enjoying this. Before he could respond he was quickly stuffed between his big bros cheeks. He was placed right underneath his asshole.

Jay pulled up both his underwear and shorts trapping his little brother in his ass. He looked back into the mirror staring at his ass, no one would ever know he was in there.

Your sisters boyfriend (containing NSFW, farts, lots of scat, burps and sweat)

Everyone had left the house earlier in the day so you decide to game with some friends online, the only person who hadn’t left the house was your sisters new boyfriend. You had met him yesterday but only briefly, his name is is Dylan and he’s 19.

Small Description of Dylan:

Short dark brown hair

Brown eyes

Buff and muscular

6’2

You go downstairs as you heard a strange noise from the kitchen, you walk into the kitchen and a strong rancid eggy stench hits you and smelling worse than anything you’ve elver smelt. There was stood Dylan with headphones on listening to music while making a protein shake. He turns around and takes them off “yo bro, how’s it going?” He ask you before taking a sip. “Oh it’s good thanks. What is that smell?” You ask. “Ripped a few sorry bro” he replied with a laugh. You tell him it’s alright as you dick twitches in your pants. He puts his headphones back on and walks past you to go to the toilet upstairs next to your room, you follow him which he doesn’t notice. As he walks in front of you up the stairs the smell of sweat from his ass fills your nose, he stops and stands still while he pulls a wedgie out.

“BRRRTRRPPPT!!”

All you hear infront of you is a giant fart which makes you dizzy and almost faint. He Carrie son walking and enters the bathroom, the smell of his fart lingers around the stairs for ages

A few minutes pass and he leaves the bathroom, you enter after him and get smacked with a stench of spicy shit. You look into the toilet and all you see is soft shit filled covering the water line, you put you face a bit closer and take a sniff before Dylan walks in and pushes your face so far in it almost touches you while burn your nose and eyes. “Hahah what you doing bro?” He asks while holding you down. “Uhhm nothing I was just gonna flush for you.” You say nervously. “Nah you was sniffing my shit weren’t you” he laughs.

Dylan closes the door of the bathroom and locks it. “you want more dont you” he says smirking. He pulls you up turns around pushing his sweaty bubble butt inti you face.

“PLTTRRRRNTTRPL”