mediocre dunce

I literally blog to embarrass myself this is all an exercise to keep me humble

if someone tried to assassinate me that would make me feel so important and valued and beloved

women typically do not want me and fish look at me and feel contempt

You walk into the kitchen and I’m wearing gloves and goggles and welding a sandwich together

me selling my wares from the forest

when talking heads said "there is water at the bottom of the ocean" like yes there is girl ❤️

i don't even know what i would do if i had an outie belly button. i think i would have just given up on everything by now

top 10 tools for erasing all memory

10. pepsi

just took a sip of pepsi and forgot the rest of the list and everything else

its all about guys, lads and blokes but what about geezers, chaps, charlies, mates and characters of the peculiar sort.