Set sail to far-off shores

“Uh, yeah, sure. Same dock you were at the first time, right?” Ben asked, trying to shrug off his uncertainty with a broad smile. “The one Garrett fell off, with the missing board near the end?”

“Yeah, the same one,” she replied with an affirmative nod and flashed him an amused smile, absentmindedly smoothing her hand along the side of Popeye’s face, who now sat leaned against her leg with his tail lazily beating the ground underneath them. “See you at.. five?” She suggested, drawing the number out of thin air on a whim and inclined her head a little before quickly adding, “We could make dinner together if you want.”

“ never say never.”

“You hear that? Something’s close.” “See? This is what I’m talking about. My heart is pounding.“ “Dude, I thought you wanted to, you know, hang out and relive the good old days.“ “Just look at it. That is the perfect Pokemon for you.” “Okay, thank you, [NAME]. Thank you for that. Are there any other emotional truth-bombs you wanna drop on me?“ “I’m worried about you.“ “Please don’t put this all on yourself. No one should go through this type of thing alone.” “Are you trying to rob me, or just annoy me?” “Something’s rotten, and I'm gonna get to the bottom of it.” “Okay, okay, okay. Whoever you are, I know how to use this.“ “Okay, I’m gonna get a knife.“ “Okay, bad idea with the knife. I’ll find something else.“ “No! No! I’m not going in the trash chute.” “Oh. Looks like someone’s back in a good mood.” “You’re adorable.“ “It’s like destiny.“ “It’s not destiny.“ “You want a coffee? 'Cause I could use a coffee.“ “I could stop whenever I want. These are just choices.” “Look, I’m a great detective. But I can’t solve my own mystery if I have no memory.” “It’s the jellies. It’s that thing, you know? You feel it when you really believe in something despite everyone telling you you’re wrong.” “No, I’m gonna go. We’re done here.” “Hold up a sec. We’re gonna need each other.” “I don’t need a Pokemon. Period. Got it?” “There’s magic that brought us together, and that magic is called hope.“ “Oh, you feel it. You feel it in your jellies, don’t you?” “There’s nothing in my jellies.“ “We’re gonna do this. You and me.” “Should we talk about the fact that your childhood bed is a Pikachu bed?” “I’ve never been so flattered and creeped out at the same time.” “Uh, I was drinking that.“ “Just step anywhere. It’s only my life’s work.“ “I can see why you were so excited.” “I was… [scoffs] Okay, I was not that excited.” “Hey, again. Uh… Yeah, I know this seems weird but I actually needed to ask you something.” “This isn’t an office. It’s a coffin with pencils.” “The docks can be dangerous. It’s not the sort of place you want to visit alone at night.” “I’m actually pretty good at being alone at night.” “That’s not… That’s not what I meant to say. Um… I’m just gonna…” “We need to get some ground rules if this partnership's gonna work.” “You’re not my partner.“ “My problem is that I push people away and then hate them for leaving.” “He’s saying you can shove it.“ “Real cooking is about following your heart, not a recipe!” “All I hear are consonants, and all I see are nipples.” “Here. Hold my hat. I’m about to rock this place.“ “What are you doing? What is your plan of attack?” “I forgot everything you said! I forget things, it’s what I do! I have amnesia!” “It’s not working. I forgot how to use my powers.“ “Are you crazy? Get out of there!” “No, I’m not in denial! I’m right, I know it!” “It wasn’t your fault. It wasn’t anybody’s fault.” “I haven’t been really nice to you.” “Well, there’s no such thing as “daddy issues" without “daddy”.” “What’s with the sunglasses?“ “There’s nothing really casual about this.” “Eh, that sounds like a waste of coffee.” “So let me get this right. We’re forced to listen to this spa music so your head doesn’t explode and kill us all.” “Hey, you put that down. I am not giving you a massage.” “I may have amnesia, but I’m pretty sure this is the worst idea anyone’s ever had.” “This is no time for your stupid headaches.“ “I officially hate this forest.“ “That’s a great fifth option. Let’s work on the first four.” “I’m here, partner. I’m here.“ “You’re gonna be okay.” “You have to go on without me.“ “You’re better off on your own.“ “No! No! I need you. Please.“ “You have to stay away. It’s for your own good.” “No. I’m not letting you go.“ “You see? I can’t help it. I hurt the people who need me. That’s who I am. I’m sorry.“ “You tried to kill him!“ “You think you can stand in the way of the future?” “Give me your hand!“ “I didn’t need to defeat you. I just needed to distract you.“ “I’m sorry. I’m sorry I pushed you away just when you needed me the most.” “I’m just happy you’re back.” “Meet me later tonight?“ “You think I can stay with you for a while?”

“Well, so the popular sentiment seems to be that I’m a filthy main-lander who needs to mind my business... but also that the town is in need of serious help, so, you know, mixed signals.”

“I know you’re in there!” “Hello, moron.” “Mind your own business, will you?” “You mean the low-life, ass-wipe, egg-sucker [NAME]?“ “Tie your shoelace before you fall on your stupid head.” “I think – perhaps – uhh, no. No.” “Hypothermia’s a bitch. Not quick like a stroke.” “How is the Grinch today?” “Ain’t got a pot to piss in or a window to throw it out of.” “How the hell should I know? I just got here.” “I tell you what’s on my mind; it’s butt cold out here.” “My god, they’ve come for me.” “Now, don’t you think it’s time you introduced yourself?” “Have I upset you?” “Would you like me to leave?” “Don’t be a stranger, neighbor.” “Isn’t it a peach of a day?” “Who is that?” “She seems to know you.” “Take that you criminal!” “Up yours [NAME]!” “Pew! What’s that smell?!” “Watch it, bonehead.” “You’re just plain chicken.” “Tell me something; do I stink?” “Stay there you little bastard.” “C’mon love muffin.” “Thanks, you were always there to save me.” “So, you seein’ anybody special?” “Sounds like a wacko to me.” “I got zip to offer.” “Looks like he’s takin’ old one eye to the optometrist.” “Colder than a witches tit out there, isn’t it?” “Ahh yeah big man with the axe huh?” “Do you believe in angels?” “Aw you have a wonderful smile, you should wear it more often.” “Of course it’s [NAME], he’s ugly isn’t he?” “It’s time for bed.” “God, you are dumb, dumb, dumb.” “When was the last time you made love?” “Oooh, I think we’re safe.” “Oh, are those for me? They’re just beautiful!” “I fixed your fishing pole!” “I didn’t break your damn nose.” “She was no prize.” “Don’t make me have to separate you two again, dammit.” “Damn kids.” “Can’t live with ‘em, cant shoot ‘em.” “I can’t wait around for another [NAME]. I ain’t got time.” “Why don’t you do the world a favor and take your lower lip and pull it over your head and swallow?”

“You couldn’t catch crabs from a $10 hooker.” “She doesn’t hate you. She just doesn’t like you very much.” “It is nice to see them getting along for a change.” “You don’t win, I quit.” “I got better things to do than dick around with you all day.” “Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.” “No, there ain’t no moral. I just like that story.” “I’d rather kiss a dead moose’s butt.” “I’m gonna whack him!” “I’ll whack his head like a melon!” “Holey, moley.” “You can’t be serious.” “You shoulda let me whack him.” “If I die today, I die a happy man.” “If you die today, I’m taking your motor.” “Yeah, well, he deserves to be happy.” “Hmmm. Well, whaddya wanna do now?” “I am the gangster of love.” “Gangster, huh? So tell me, was it more of a hold up than a stick up?” “What’s the matter, beautiful? You’re meaner than a dog shitting tacks.” “Well you can wish in one hand and crap in the other, and see which gets filled first.” “Here’s some matches. Set yourself on fire.” “I find you disgusting.” “Well, just as long as you find me.” “If my dog was as ugly as you, I’d shave his ass and teach him to walk backwards.” “He was a good man.” “You wanna get drunk?” “Well it just goes – what the hell are you talkin’ about?” “You won’t even know I’m here.” “Eat my shorts.” “At last! I get to whack him!” “I am cursed in love.” “I know I’m no great prize, but I’m loyal. I’m honest. And I know how to treat a lady.” “That sounds wonderful.” “Biggest damn fish I’ve ever seen.” “Don’t even think of it.” “It’s too horrible to think about.” “Let’s get the hell outta here.” “Will you sit down for cryin’ out loud!” “I think you pissed him off!” “Maybe it’s not a fish. Maybe it’s something from outer space!” “He better be dead. That’s the only excuse I’m takin’ right now.” “The only think you ever caught in your life was a virus.” “Is that the most beautiful thing you’ve ever seen in your life?” “Get me to the church on time~” “Don’t sing that.” “What’s with the boots?” “See what we missed?” “Thank god we eloped.” “He’s got the face of a mackerel.” “Ugh, what’s that smell?!”