Have you seen my life?

my favourite artstyle is lesbians in old italy

Just gals being pals. Owning a cat and raising kids. No homosexuality here, Mr Pope!

“Beep Beep Bitch, You’re Gay!”

I think a fun thing would be if we simply didn't have access to information regarding famous people's personal lives and relationships. Like i just think that would be fun and productive for us. We could focus on other stuff, like our own personal lives and relationships. I think that'd be neat.

I want to thank everyone who has sent something or reblogged this you are all so incredibly generous and I am genuinely in tears. Please understand that you are all literally angels and I owe you my life <3

good god when the onions and garlic hit the olive oil..........

This the rolling in dough Daffy, reblog to get some cash hoe

It’s extremely important that I tell you all that this seal is doing the ‘banana pose,’ something seals do when they are feeling particularly happy and relaxed. This seal, looking directly at the cat, is absolutely overwhelmed with Good Vibes, something we can all related to.

wish women’s fitness was more about boosting our energy and getting our bones and joints ready for our old age and getting strong enough to punch men and less about losing weight while getting a bigger ass

Wish women’s fitness was more about joyfully moving our bodies to heal our minds and less about avoiding the shame of not being fuckable.

I wish Women’s fitness was more about discovering amazing things you can learn to do with your body and not about punishing it for wanting to eat.

I wish women’s fitness was more about becoming stronger and more limber and not about achieving Body Goals™.

"Don't give X to your pet" lists should always be divided into "OK they managed to snag a bit? It's fine they'll just have the shits" "uh maybe just give your vet a ring" and "HEAD TO THE VET IMMEDIATELY YOUR PET IS DYING" imo