Phaedra discovered a toy yesterday that we’ve had for years and which no dog has expressed in ever and has suddenly decided that it’s her New Passion. If another dog walks by her she growls suspiciously like You’d Better Not Be Here To Steal My Most Excellent Toy!!! and is utterly oblivious to the fact that the toy fucking sucks and no one wants it. She keeps trying to bring it into my bed.
no other dog has ever looked twice at it before now

















