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Josh: Ash! the police gave me another award!
Ash: . . . for?
Josh, holding up a ticket: fastest driver!
Ash:
Josh: [T-posing in the doorway] Good morning, romantic interest.
Ash: [not looking up from her coffee] Good morning, idiot.
Owen: What are you two wearing?
Peter: These are our sneaking around pants.
Josh: Don't be jealous, we got you a matching pair.
Peter: who's the more clingy one?
Ash, sitting in Josh's lap, with her arms wrapped around his neck and face buried in his chest: Josh, obviously

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Josh: [squishing Ash's face]
Josh: Look at this pure girl? Look at her cute face! Isn’t she precious?
Josh: I will kill for her.
Josh: change is inedible
Ash: don't you mean inevitable?
Josh, spitting out a bunch of pennies: no, I really didn't
Josh: *seriously injured*
Ash: Please don’t be dead. Please don’t be dead. Please please please don’t be dead.
Josh: I’m... I’m not dead.
Ash: I’m going to fucking kill you WHAT WERE YOU THINKING???????
“Build a man a fire, and he’ll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.”
— Joshua Faraday
Josh: I have a new hoodie.
Ash: "We" have a new hoodie.

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Therapist: Okay, so right here, it states that you’re creative.
Josh: Yes.
Therapist: Okay... may I know what you create?
Josh: Problems.
Ash: Pete, tell Josh he’s an idiot but i love him
Peter: why don’t u tell him urself?
Ash: bc we’re in a fight
Peter: you’re sitting on his lap???
Ash: *walks into the room smiling*
Peter: Why are you smiling?
Ash: Josh is drunk and he doesn't recognize me
Peter: ....I don't see how that's a good thing
Ash: I tried to hug him but he pushed me away and said, "Back off! I have a girlfriend named Ashley!"
Ash: Tall people, if we are walking please take into consideration my tiny legs. I can’t keep up with you. Please think of my tiny legs, I don’t want to be jogging to keep up with your leisurely stroll, you titans!
Josh: Just get a pair of roller skates and hang onto my sleeve. We don’t have all day.
Peter: So how was the honeymoon?
Ash: Josh got drunk and tried to set our marriage certificate on fire
Ash: He said; 'good luck trying to return me without the receipt'

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Peter: Look guys, I need help.
Owen: Love help?
Ash: Financial help?
Ikuya: Emotional help?
Josh: Help moving a body?
*Everybody looks at Josh*
Josh: ¯\_(-_-)_/¯
Ash: love?
Josh: yeah?
Ash: honey?
Josh: yeah?
Ash: babe?
Josh: yeah?
Ash: Joshua?
Josh: what? What happened?
Ash: how are you?
Josh: should I be fine? What did I do? I am sorry!