This blog was made to sin

Lets start off 2018 with a meme that’s lighthearted and funny

But! This will be a fun year I'm sure of it! So let's hear it for 2018 y'all!!

Ohhhh this is good~ (I looked it up and wiki did desribe Tom Jones's as a robust baritone voice)But picture this if you will: The Devil pulling Dice into his office to dicuss about another get rich quick scheme."Dice you know you have a voice of gold right?Let's make money off of it""I cant make a whole record right n-""You just need to do one song~""One song?""Tom Jones's "What's new pussycat""Really? No one gonna buy a one song record""Not if we put it on there 21 times"".....Oh" he says in realization.After recording what's new pussycat Dice says"Wait...Let's drop in one "It's not unusual" after 7 What's new pussycats""DICE YOU MADMAN"Now they're snickering to each other as they watch the poor souls buy record after record. Some of them go up to Dice for a signature and he's just like "Oh number 6 is my favorite""My cousin played number 9 at her birthday""Play number 10 for that special someone""Number 8 is gonna make you feel like you're in heaven!"And of course theres a huge "NO REFUND" sign so everyone has to proudly own King Dice singing 20 "What's new Pussycats" and 1 "It's not unusual"

GO WATCH THE AMERICAN MUSIC AWARDS RIGHT NOW

Send me some ideas my way and lets see what I can do~

I WILL SHITPOST SO MUCH THAT I'LL BE KICKED OUT THE FANDOM BUT I CANT RIGHT NOW BECAUSE I KEEP TELLING MYSELF I CANT UNTIL I FINISH THIS OR THAT AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT