Fangs in Your Neck Friday

fully sober in the club googling vampires

vampires don’t even ask to come inside anymore. you buy tickets to their rock concert.

vampires who don’t know they’re monsters until they look down and see the blood on their hands both physical and metaphorical kissing you on the mouth!

listen sometimes you just gotta put your fangs in someone who is hot

haven’t posted about vampires today. rest assured i am still a fan of those freaks.

I don’t struggle with vampirism, i’m actually very good at it thank you

laughing my ass off for people who read vampire media only to say the romantic lines are said by manipulators who are huge red flags and to stop romanticizing them. babe i am going to say this one time. they are vampires and the flags are drenched in blood that’s why they are red. go read off campus or something idk

she’s a ten cause she has fangs and bites necks with them

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