We're All Mad Here

I like how the term “as fuck” is a common unit of measurement.

the phrase “curiosity killed the cat” is actually not the full phrase it actually is “curiosity killed the cat but satisfaction brought it back” so don’t let anyone tell you not to be a curious little baby okay go and be interested in the world uwu

These made me feel better

what the fuck why haven’t i heard the full version to any of these 

I’ve always felt like these were cut down on purpose.

I really like these phrases and plan on spreading this knowledge.

The early bird catches the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

I want to make designs out of these.

Funny how all the half-finished ones encourage uniformity and upholding the status-quo, while the complete proverbs encourage like…living exciting, eclectic lives driven by choice and personal passion.

i still remember when we found this out. i don’t think either of us stopped yelling for hours

look it’s been eight years and I’m still like LMAO I MARRIED A FAN

This is the cutest thing I’ve ever read in my whole life

#only pure thing we have left

Yes bitch😍😍😍

ive seen the phrase “guys, gals, and nonbinary pals” twice this year and it makes me so happy it’s rhyme and cheery and Good

john thinks sherlock is so so funny sherlock is the only person that gets john to make that silly lovely giggly sound like ONLY SHERLOCK! ONLY SHERLOCK!!!! what that must have felt like for john to be able to really LAUGH again FREELY for the first time since who knows how long like… 

same goes for sherlock btw like both of these fuckers are only really alive and truly happy with each other thats why they both love the memory of their first night out together so much thats when they suddenly felt alive for the first time in their entire adult life