Hopeless Wanderer

How do people go back to work after parental leave? It’s literally the worst feeling that my leave is up.

Jokes on me. I thought going back to work would be hard, but it’s dropping your kid off at daycare that’s the worst.

this changed me

“i am going to make this hairless one’s day. He’s never before experienced bliss such as the crunch of a good leaf.”

(in case anyone needs context, since i know there's a bunch of younguns who didn't even know the "It's gonna be May" meme... The song playing is NSync's song "It's Gonna Be Me", the guy in the mint green t-shirt is NSync member Lance Bass, and the guy in the pink hoodie is his husband Michael.)

I need to you all to know that the original caption for this is : “POV your friend mispronounces a word once and now it’s a national holiday.”

kids of divorced parents have past trauma and deserve all the sympathy yes but god have you ever met those kids of parents who should have divorced but they didn't?