That One Geek Over There

ok what the fuck

It sounds like some digital boss theme

pegging clowns????

pegging hung clowns????

This is why this website is worth negative money

Julius Ceasar has been dead for 2064 slutty, slutty years

Julius Caesar has been dead for 2065 slutty, slutty years

Julius Caesar has been dead for 2066 slutty, slutty years

Julius Caesar has been dead for 2067 slutty, slutty years

Julius Caesar has been dead for 2068 slutty, slutty years

Julius Caesar has been dead for 2069 (nice) slutty, slutty years

TOOLTIP: you can get more funny juice by performing the "jerking off" activity. find it by selecting genitals from your inventory!

> use genitals

You can't use that right now!

> use hand on genitals

You can't use that right now!

> use genitals on hand

You can't use that right now!

> help

man fuck this game

people saying "write what you want to see in the world!" and that's always a good sentiment but this post isn't really about "oh no there's no content for my ship", more the feeling of "i looked up something that i thought was so obvious that surely plenty of more seasoned ao3 perverts would have thought of it already, but apparently i'm the weird one"

Average trip to Florida

we must take the ring to jacksonville

Floridor

Quoth the walrus, "Are you sure?"

ID: tags from livingnotetonote that reads: in 2 years this will be incomprehensible. End ID

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Brain like a ganglion (2-3 nerve cells)