SH*T NORMAL PEOPLE SAY ABOUT MARVEL MOVIES:
1. âSeriously, whatâs the point in having Hawkeye and Black Widow on the team? Theyâre uselessâ.
2. âI canât wait to watch Infinity War!â
Have you watched all eighteen movies leading up to it?
âEighteen? I didnât know there was eighteen! No, thatâd take too long. Iâve seen Avengers and Guardians of the Galaxy though, that should be fine, right?â
3. âIron-Man 3 was terrible. Iâve only seen it once, and Iâll disregard the fact that it was coming off of the back of The Avengersâ.
4. âAge of Ultron was terrible. Too many characters fighting in the same frameâ.
5. âI loved Civil War! So many characters fighting in the same frame!â
6. âI have some questions about Infinity War⌠When did The Collector get the red stone? Why did Thor have an eye-patch at first? The movie just throws you in and expects you to know whatâs going on. Terrible film. Too many characters fighting in the same frame tooâ.
7. âOMG, BABY GROOT!â
8. âHey, Iâm making a start on all these Marvel movies. I looked on Wikipedia and it showed me the order of their releases, so Iâm assuming I should watch them in the intended order?â
âOh but there was this website that said this was the correct order. I should watch Captain America first because his film was set in the olden daysâ.
I mean, thereâs no harm in that, but you may as well watch them in the order they were intended to be-
âAlso, where do the X-Men fit into all this? I canât find them on the listsâ.
9. âWhy did they reboot Spider-Man again! Seriously, that was so pointlessâ.
To implement Spider-Man into the MCU, they obviously had to reboot him. Itâd make no sense putting Andrew Garfield into the MCU, since his âSpider-Man cinematic universeâ was separate. Itâs a fresh take that allows Spidey to be a part of the greater-
âWhatâs an MCU? Nonetheless, I canât wait to see Tom Hardyâs Venom fighting against Spider-Manâ.
10. âSo I bought the Captain America trilogy today. He seemed like a cool character to start with. The first movie was great, but the second and third films seemed to have a lot missing in between them. Thereâs a load of characters in the third movie that never even get introduced. Am I meant to know who they are?â
Well thereâs other movies before, between and after the individual Captain America movies. Same goes for the Iron-Man and Thor trilogies. You wouldnât watch a linear TV series and skip out random episodes along the way would you?
âAlso, why didnât Thor and Hulk help fight in the third Captain America film?â