The "I have a boyfriend in Canada" trope but it is actually not true.
A (trying to badly flirt): You're single, I'm single and nobody wants us so how about we....
B (panicking cause they don't want to look like a loser): Pleople do want me!!
A: Oh yeah? Why are you so terribly single then? Someone should fix that.
B: I--I have a boyfriend in Canada
A: Oh
B (internally): FUCKKKK!














