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A (trying to badly flirt): You're single, I'm single and nobody wants us so how about we....

B (panicking cause they don't want to look like a loser): Pleople do want me!!

A: Oh yeah? Why are you so terribly single then? Someone should fix that.

B: I--I have a boyfriend in Canada

A: Oh

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A guy comes into Reigen consultory moaning about being cursed. You see, he can't seem to get guys attention, he is sure someone has set a curse on him to look straight.

Reigen sees that this guy is just walking around life expecting guys to fall into his way without putting any effort. He looks at him twice and has an idea. He just fits him up in pride merch (bracelet, shirt, hat the whole nine yards). He feels satisfied that, that way, at least some poor soul will try his shoot.

"Hmm... You are sure this amulets will get rid of my curse? They just look like knock off pride merch." The guy mentions hesitant.

"Totally," Reigen says interrupting his chanting while sprinkleling salt on top of him like he is a dish in need of seasoning. " they are ancient artifacts from the Mayan people to break love curses. Tested by yours truly. 100% accuracy guarantee. And for just half of the price I can get you shoelaces to match."

"You tested?"

" Course dear," He gets the closest picture to him. One with Serizawa and Mob, and trusts it into his client's hands " That's how me and my sweet-bear got together"

"Wh-" Serizawa stops writing on the computer to stare up.

"Yes honey-boo~" Reigen says quickly cutting him off before he can break the story.

"I'll get 2 of each" says the client after looking at Serizawa up and down.

"Fantastic" he answers picking all the items and ringing them quickly before the client could think twice about overpriced pride merch.

He guides the client to the door and when he turns around he sees Mob staring at him with eyes full of excitement. Like someone just told him Christmas came early.

"Congrats on your relationship, Master"

Well... Fuck. He can't possibly break the lie now with Mob looking at him like that.

In the aforementioned novel the general of the enemy faction is forced into the harem of the MC after destroying his legs as a punishment. Of course the MC harem is actually a spy network and conspires with the general against the injust system of the court.

So imagine Merthur in that.

Merlin, general and prince of a magical kingdom being captured and his magic constrained by Uther. Given to marry as a concubine to Arthur. Arthur going against his dad's ruling to give Merlin his magic and freedom back. While Merlin has to pretend to be all miserable in this new position.

Celebrity x Paparazzi

Basically there's this paparazzi (Character A) following this one celebrity. But whenever they go to the area that the celebrity is in they keep on meeting this other paparazzi (Character B). B is dressed in this very suspicious outfit, mask, sunglasses and a cap. And everytime they show up the celebrity disapears.

A takes pity on them and gives them a hand. Consoling them when they seem down and offering tricks.

Celebrity x Paparazzi

Basically there's this paparazzi (Character A) following this one celebrity. But wheneverhe goes to the area that the celebrity is in they keeps on meeting this other paparazzi (Character B). B is dressed in this very suspicious outfit, mask, sunglasses and a cap. And everytime they show up the celebrity disapears.

A takes pity on them and gives them a hand. Consoling them when they seem down and offering tricks.

How did I discover this? Did I found a lover?

Nope... all my 32 open fic drafts have a scene where one character combs with their fingers through the other's hair while or as a start for sex. It's also the only scene I will go into heavy detail as I normally just skim through sexual content.

A group of neo-death eaters have appeared. They are dangerous terrorists and a highly organised. The ministery of magic have been trying so hard to get a hold of them but they are crafty on covering their tracks.

An ex-death eater working for the ministery has recently been approached by one of their members. They rejected but this gives new information about them, they are looking for someone that can give them inside information on the ministery.

Enters Draco who is convinced to go undercover as an ex-death eater and someone with high connections and seemingly reformed in society. He convinces the group he is on his side, he sells them with an angry story about his life and some nudges that he has close connections with the Boy Who Lived.

They buy it and now they want information on Harry Potter which he has to get to win their trust. So now first time after the trial he reaches out to reestablish their connection.

They develop a friendship that turns into love all while Draco keeps him in the dark about why he first reach out. Until he can't anymore leaving Harry heart-broken thinking everything between them was an act.