i dont know

how do i explain plato’s allegory of the cave  to a dog

my dad owns a small business and today he found out that one of his male employees was sexually harassing a female coworker and sending her dick pics and shit and so my dad fired him and then immediately left work to drive to this guy’s other job and told his boss there and got him fired from two jobs in the span of like an hour lmao 

Good dad.  Good boss.

A TINY, FEARLESS LEADER

i’ve never before seen a herd dog herding dogs

my favorite kind of fanfics are “canon divergence” because it’s always like handing back a reviewed essay with comments like “I enjoyed the strong beginning but here is where you lost me, I’ve made some notes”

This is the closest gif that can really capture the utter chaotic energy that is released when people hear this song

Why is this so funny to me? I think it’s the quick little jumpcuts, and then the reveal feels like a punchline to a joke.

LMFDLAO VBNJKDFXVCG

Be seeing double before the beating even starts

😂😂😂😂😂

I hate that i dont even have to think to get this refrence i just automaticaly know

*walks up to straight couple* which one of you is the bee and which one of you is the fully grown adult woman who left her fiance for the bee?