Steve: …uh, no. Wrong. I was not friends with any of you dorks.

Eddie: Then why were you always around?

Steve: I was a hostage.

Steve: If anyone was the mom friend, it was Nancy.

Eddie: No, Nancy is the friend you take with you if you’re trying to uncover a government conspiracy

PETER BENJAMIN PARKER WAS HIS FIRST CHANCE

Everyone: Of course. *They leave*

Peter, leaning over Natasha′s coffin: Okay, listen here you little shit. I know you’re not dead.

Tony: what’s wrong??

Peter: I just realized Mr. Rogers can’t build legos

Steve: why can’t I?

Tony: yeah why can’t he???

Peter, sobbing: BECAUSE THE AGE RANGE ON THE BOX SAYS 4-99 AND HES 105

Tony:

Steve:

Sirius: wtf no

Wanda: If you don’t marry them, I will.

Hydra agents and lovers Peter and Tony using their access to the Winter Soldier's code words in order to remove all others in between them and becoming the new heads of Hydra

@starker-bingo fill: O1 - Hydra Au

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Matt: Just rip the bandage off.

Peter: It’s Wade.