Snake King™

Kaveh: -complaining about the chair- Alhaitham: Really? And here I thought you would like it. Kaveh: Why would you think that? Alhaitham: It looks like something that would speak to you. Kaveh: What is that supposed to mean?!

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

just had a really stable moment where i opened a redbull at the exact same second someone started playing industrial music in the apartment below and i briefly thought it was coming from inside the redbull can

I had something similar happen where I cracked open an energy drink right as the rocket engines got tested near me and the house started shaking. I just sat there like 'oh god what have I done?' before it clicked.

@crabussy