Fancy Kerrigan's Imaginarium

AUTISMO: an autistic superhero. their superpower is that they're not affected by the mundane bullshit that people get all worked up about. their kryptonite is... everything else.

being autistic is as close as a person can get to being born with actual superpowers.

autistic people be like "I know a spot" and then stare at the floor and visualize it in crystalline detail while you look on, confused.

don't is short for donut.

@ ghosts, don't know if you realize, but we can all see you and we've been fucking with you this whole time.

what if I get high before the vaccine will that mess it up?

auntie vaxxer.

you know what, FUCK you *unhems all your clothes*

arkansas becomes first state to outlaw LOSERS.

you fancy me mad. I ask you, could a madman do THIS? *does a bunch of unimpressive karate moves and then passes out*

but how does the tumblar work, we ask ourselves? surely we all began from this same naïve vantage.

now I am on the tumblar.