Chaos Fanboy

I'm going to go out in public and growl at strangers just to feel something. Grrrr. There's Normies out there. They'll never understand me. I'm FUCKED in the MIND!!! I'M FUCKED IN THE MIND!!!! Also happy pride month everybody :)

Autism

You're laughing. The apotheosis is upon us and you're laughing.

thinking about creatures.

Tumblr users will see some kind of animal or beast and just slam the reblog button

Paul's the type of guy to eat completely unseasoned food. He's the type of guy who gets seasick, carsick, homesick, every kind of sick. He's the type of guy who tried to get into fishing but backed out of it because he doesn't like touching worms. He's the type of guy to wear gloves when he washes the dishes. He's the type of guy to routinely floss and use mouthwash every morning and evening. Speaking of, he's the type of guy who has a completely set routine he absolutely has to stick to otherwise his whole day is ruined. He's the type of guy who refuses to change his order anywhere because he's afraid if he tries something new he won't like it and his money will go to waste. He's the type of guy to have a piggy bank that's been passed down his family for years that has a name like 'Sir Piggington' and he so badly wants to get rid of it but can't bring himself to do it. He's the type of guy who sees buskers on the street and walks the other way so he doesn't have to give them money. He's the type of guy who kills every spider he sees no matter what. He's the type of guy who just has to bring up that he hates bugs whenever bugs become a conversation topic. He's the type of guy to get a pet and call it 'Mop'. He's the type of guy who says he'll watch something when it's recommended to him but then he never does. He's the type of guy who's only watched 2 movies in his entire life. He's the type of guy who says 'ok' after somebody sends him a massive text message. He's the type of guy you say 'you can come if you want' to when you plan a trip. He's the type of guy who will burn to a crisp if he doesn't wear sunscreen in the mildest heat. He's also the type of guy who will freeze to death if he doesn't wear a sweater or a scarf in the mildest cold. He's the type of guy to make excuses about why he couldn't reach a deadline because he refuses to be seen as a slacker. He's the type of guy who is visibly disgusted at the sight of slacking and panics whenever he feels like he's procrastinating something. He's the type of guy who doesn't like musicals.