Ughhh sleep later

sorry i couldn’t hear you over my internal monologue 

the worst part of getting out of bed is losing all the heat you had built up

“being bisexual increases your dating pool!” two times zero is still zero, buddy

wish i was snuggling not struggling

I wish I could like… download languages into my brain.

one day you’ll wake up at 9:30am on a Sunday w the love of ur life and you’ll make some coffee and pancakes and it’ll all be alright

🙏🙏🙏

THIS GUY JUST ASKED ME WHAT MY NAME WAS AND I DIDNT UNDERSTAND WHAT HE SAID SO I SAID 4:45

Girls will say they busy and be in their bed relaxin or sleep

Sounds busy to me

Anxiety is panicking about being late and then sitting in the parking lot for 20 minutes because you are so early

play4$

When your hair is wavy/curly sometimes there is a fine line between “messy romantic waves” and “evil witch who lives in the woods.”

Don’t tell temporary people too much about you.

i naturally look mean but it keeps the weak people away