•maybe i don't want heaven•

Interviewer: Big spoon or Little spoon?

Luke: What? This is a funny question.

Calum: How many people are spooning?

Ashton: Is it like a spoon train?

Calum: Is this a spoon train?

Luke: Spain?

I: how many is a spoon train?

Calum: *without missing a beat* up to 10 people

Ashton: I'm a little spoon

Luke: I kinda like litt–being a little spoon.

Michael: Really?? Eugh!

Calum: *shaking his head* No

Ashton: What do you mean 'eugh'

Luke: Being a big spoon your arm gets numb

Ashton: Yeah

Luke: You wake up and you can't feel your arm

Calum: Theres noting more emasculating than being a little spoon

Michael: *at the same time as calum* Big spoon all day everyday

Luke: I think you know what? If your comfortable with someone, I think you can be a little spoon.

Ashton: Me and Luke are little spoons because we're cancers

Luke: *laughing* cause we're cancers

Ashton: It's a cancer thing

Calum: What sign are you?

Michael: Scorpio

Calum: I'm Aquarius

Michael: I'm big spoon. You'll never get me not being big– the only time I'm not the big spoon is if I'm crying. And then in that case–

Calum: *taking over Michael* And i've never cried

Michael: I'm full fetal position