Long Live The Car Crash Hearts

there should be a cool, chill way to say things like “I’m struggling” or “I’m having a hard time” that doesn’t imply you might have needs

“I wouldn’t wish it on my worst enemy” I would, next

admittedly i know little of the subject but one would think, at 45 years of age, he would be a ryan goose by now

Interviews with hockey players are fantastic, because it is a complex game that can be spoken about at length, but during the intermission they'll find the Wettest player imaginable on the losing team and for thirty seconds they'll ask them things like "what do you need to do to get more pucks in the net?" And the player (panting, haunted behind the eyes) says something like "well, we've got to get them in there"

"i've got no qualms about it" meanwhile i'm over here making qualm chowder

dont worry ilya no one can tell that you could kiss shane for a thousand years and it wouldnt feel like enough. I swear you look so aloof right now

it’s weird and kind of amazing how such a significant portion of the mcu fandom has turned captain america: the winter soilder into it’s own fandom and is so detached from the entire mcu and how effectively everyone blocks out post-cap 2 mcu tbh. and by amazing i mean its fuckin SICK we’re all gonna blog about cap 2 until the sweet release of death. all of us

I love jaywalking with another pedestrian lol we’re unionized

they call it amtrak because the trains am on the trak

Cider is like if beer transitioned and stopped hating herself

Wait…. 😳 there’s a way out?

Fuuuuuuck me. It’s through? And that’s the only way? Fuuuuuuuck dude

whenever hilary knight takes off her helmet, a backwards hat instantly spawns on her head. This is because of her incredible Lesbian Aura™

I didn't read your email but I gave it a sniff

no rest for me and im not even that wicked ?