Cheng Xiaoshi

"But I want to look at my beautiful husband?"

“And I don’t want my husband in the hospital for falling over a table”

“I’ll go into more debt so you don’t die any day”

"I survived worse without medical attention than tripping"

“I was being dramatic please chill out”

"... oh"

“Sorry

"It's fine. My fault for misunderstanding"

“It’s really ok love”

"Hm..."

“Couch?”

"Yes"

“Cmon”

He shuffles backwards again. Loser hits the table a second time because he forgot

Get scooped up

He blinks

“No more tripping

"Alright. Set me down?"

He tosses him on the couch

Loser yelps

“You’re okay”

“You are throwable”

“Take it back or no cuddles”

"What"

“You’re not stabbable”

"Oh my god"

He crosses his arms

"I was kidding, Xiaoshi"

“Don’t care”

"... not stabbable. Happy?"

“Good”

"Now come here"

He flops down next to him

He clings so fast

“You’re silly”

"No"

“Yes”

"No"

“Yes”

"No"

“Yesss~”

"Love"

“Guang”

"Xiaoshi"

“Dear”

".... A-Shi"

“…husband”

“Guangguang”

“That works??”

"No-"

“Guangguang

“I’ve been calling you this for years!”

".... it's a lot harder to hide reactions when I'm already flustered"

“Sorry lovel

"You're not actually sorry"

“I am not”

"Cruel to me"

“Nope”

He pats his head

"But I want to look at my beautiful husband?"

“And I don’t want my husband in the hospital for falling over a table”

“I’ll go into more debt so you don’t die any day”

"I survived worse without medical attention than tripping"

“I was being dramatic please chill out”

"... oh"

“Sorry

"It's fine. My fault for misunderstanding"

“It’s really ok love”

"Hm..."

“Couch?”

"Yes"

“Cmon”

He shuffles backwards again. Loser hits the table a second time because he forgot

Get scooped up

He blinks

“No more tripping

"Alright. Set me down?"

He tosses him on the couch

Loser yelps

“You’re okay”

“You are throwable”

“Take it back or no cuddles”

"What"

“You’re not stabbable”

"Oh my god"

He crosses his arms

"I was kidding, Xiaoshi"

“Don’t care”

"... not stabbable. Happy?"

“Good”

"Now come here"

He flops down next to him

He clings so fast

“You’re silly”

"No"

“Yes”

"No"

“Yes”

"No"

“Yesss~”

"Love"

“Guang”

"Xiaoshi"

“Dear”

".... A-Shi"

“…husband”

“Guangguang”

“That works??”

"No-"

“Guangguang

“I’ve been calling you this for years!”

".... it's a lot harder to hide reactions when I'm already flustered"

“Sorry lovel

"You're not actually sorry"

“I am not”

"Cruel to me"

“Nope”

"But I want to look at my beautiful husband?"

“And I don’t want my husband in the hospital for falling over a table”

“I’ll go into more debt so you don’t die any day”

"I survived worse without medical attention than tripping"

“I was being dramatic please chill out”

"... oh"

“Sorry

"It's fine. My fault for misunderstanding"

“It’s really ok love”

"Hm..."

“Couch?”

"Yes"

“Cmon”

He shuffles backwards again. Loser hits the table a second time because he forgot

Get scooped up

He blinks

“No more tripping

"Alright. Set me down?"

He tosses him on the couch

Loser yelps

“You’re okay”

“You are throwable”

“Take it back or no cuddles”

"What"

“You’re not stabbable”

"Oh my god"

He crosses his arms

"I was kidding, Xiaoshi"

“Don’t care”

"... not stabbable. Happy?"

“Good”

"Now come here"

He flops down next to him

He clings so fast

“You’re silly”

"No"

“Yes”

"No"

“Yes”

"No"

“Yesss~”

"Love"

“Guang”

"Xiaoshi"

“Dear”

".... A-Shi"

“…husband”

“Guangguang”

“That works??”

"No-"

“Guangguang

“I’ve been calling you this for years!”

".... it's a lot harder to hide reactions when I'm already flustered"

“Sorry lovel

"You're not actually sorry"

“I am not”

"But I want to look at my beautiful husband?"

“And I don’t want my husband in the hospital for falling over a table”

“I’ll go into more debt so you don’t die any day”

"I survived worse without medical attention than tripping"

“I was being dramatic please chill out”

"... oh"

“Sorry

"It's fine. My fault for misunderstanding"

“It’s really ok love”

"Hm..."

“Couch?”

"Yes"

“Cmon”

He shuffles backwards again. Loser hits the table a second time because he forgot

Get scooped up

He blinks

“No more tripping

"Alright. Set me down?"

He tosses him on the couch

Loser yelps

“You’re okay”

“You are throwable”

“Take it back or no cuddles”

"What"

“You’re not stabbable”

"Oh my god"

He crosses his arms

"I was kidding, Xiaoshi"

“Don’t care”

"... not stabbable. Happy?"

“Good”

"Now come here"

He flops down next to him

He clings so fast

“You’re silly”

"No"

“Yes”

"No"

“Yes”

"No"

“Yesss~”

"Love"

“Guang”

"Xiaoshi"

“Dear”

".... A-Shi"

“…husband”

“Guangguang”

“That works??”

"No-"

“Guangguang

“I’ve been calling you this for years!”

".... it's a lot harder to hide reactions when I'm already flustered"

“Sorry lovel

"But I want to look at my beautiful husband?"

“And I don’t want my husband in the hospital for falling over a table”

“I’ll go into more debt so you don’t die any day”

"I survived worse without medical attention than tripping"

“I was being dramatic please chill out”

"... oh"

“Sorry

"It's fine. My fault for misunderstanding"

“It’s really ok love”

"Hm..."

“Couch?”

"Yes"

“Cmon”

He shuffles backwards again. Loser hits the table a second time because he forgot

Get scooped up

He blinks

“No more tripping

"Alright. Set me down?"

He tosses him on the couch

Loser yelps

“You’re okay”

“You are throwable”

“Take it back or no cuddles”

"What"

“You’re not stabbable”

"Oh my god"

He crosses his arms

"I was kidding, Xiaoshi"

“Don’t care”

"... not stabbable. Happy?"

“Good”

"Now come here"

He flops down next to him

He clings so fast

“You’re silly”

"No"

“Yes”

"No"

“Yes”

"No"

“Yesss~”

"Love"

“Guang”

"Xiaoshi"

“Dear”

".... A-Shi"

“…husband”

“Guangguang”

“That works??”

"No-"

“Guangguang

“I’ve been calling you this for years!”

"But I want to look at my beautiful husband?"

“And I don’t want my husband in the hospital for falling over a table”

“I’ll go into more debt so you don’t die any day”

"I survived worse without medical attention than tripping"

“I was being dramatic please chill out”

"... oh"

“Sorry

"It's fine. My fault for misunderstanding"

“It’s really ok love”

"Hm..."

“Couch?”

"Yes"

“Cmon”

He shuffles backwards again. Loser hits the table a second time because he forgot

Get scooped up

He blinks

“No more tripping

"Alright. Set me down?"

He tosses him on the couch

Loser yelps

“You’re okay”

“You are throwable”

“Take it back or no cuddles”

"What"

“You’re not stabbable”

"Oh my god"

He crosses his arms

"I was kidding, Xiaoshi"

“Don’t care”

"... not stabbable. Happy?"

“Good”

"Now come here"

He flops down next to him

He clings so fast

“You’re silly”

"No"

“Yes”

"No"

“Yes”

"No"

“Yesss~”

"Love"

“Guang”

"Xiaoshi"

“Dear”

".... A-Shi"

“…husband”

“Guangguang”

“That works??”

"No-"

“Guangguang

"But I want to look at my beautiful husband?"

“And I don’t want my husband in the hospital for falling over a table”

“I’ll go into more debt so you don’t die any day”

"I survived worse without medical attention than tripping"

“I was being dramatic please chill out”

"... oh"

“Sorry

"It's fine. My fault for misunderstanding"

“It’s really ok love”

"Hm..."

“Couch?”

"Yes"

“Cmon”

He shuffles backwards again. Loser hits the table a second time because he forgot

Get scooped up

He blinks

“No more tripping

"Alright. Set me down?"

He tosses him on the couch

Loser yelps

“You’re okay”

“You are throwable”

“Take it back or no cuddles”

"What"

“You’re not stabbable”

"Oh my god"

He crosses his arms

"I was kidding, Xiaoshi"

“Don’t care”

"... not stabbable. Happy?"

“Good”

"Now come here"

He flops down next to him

He clings so fast

“You’re silly”

"No"

“Yes”

"No"

“Yes”

"No"

“Yesss~”

"Love"

“Guang”

"Xiaoshi"

“Dear”

".... A-Shi"

“…husband”

“Guangguang”

“That works??”

"But I want to look at my beautiful husband?"

“And I don’t want my husband in the hospital for falling over a table”

“I’ll go into more debt so you don’t die any day”

"I survived worse without medical attention than tripping"

“I was being dramatic please chill out”

"... oh"

“Sorry

"It's fine. My fault for misunderstanding"

“It’s really ok love”

"Hm..."

“Couch?”

"Yes"

“Cmon”

He shuffles backwards again. Loser hits the table a second time because he forgot

Get scooped up

He blinks

“No more tripping

"Alright. Set me down?"

He tosses him on the couch

Loser yelps

“You’re okay”

“You are throwable”

“Take it back or no cuddles”

"What"

“You’re not stabbable”

"Oh my god"

He crosses his arms

"I was kidding, Xiaoshi"

“Don’t care”

"... not stabbable. Happy?"

“Good”

"Now come here"

He flops down next to him

He clings so fast

“You’re silly”

"No"

“Yes”

"No"

“Yes”