falling:P

for long drives they typically leave very early in the morning and do not speak to each other for at least the first hour because if they do they'll end up fighting and crash

zanka drives. no exceptions (cough control issues cough). jabber is a passenger princess.

jabber will offer to drive but zanka gives him the meanest side eye ever and scoffs like the idea is fucking stupid because yes he's complaining but why would jabber drive????

jabbers not even a bad driver zanka is just a freak

neither of them like stopping unless it's absolutely necessary aka they need gas or one of them are on the verge of pissing themselves, which HAS happened before.

everyone looks at zanka

when they do inevitably have to stop at a gas station jabber goes inside and buys the whole stock of chocolate and a bag jalapeno chips for zanka.

he never gets anything to drink because he's so locked in on consuming sugar that the thought of water slips his mind.

zanka yells at him and has to go back into the store to get a couple of water bottles. he gets the big ones with the squirty mouth things

jabber likes to talk a lot and usually zanka would complain, but listening to jabber yammering on about whatever hes talking about is a nice distraction from the endless road in front of him

zanka's the type to put his hand on jabbers thigh while he drives. when he's bored he gives him a little squeeze just to watch jabber stiffen in his seat and try to play it cool

after hours of zanka torturing and teasing jabber, they pull over and both clamber into the backseats. zanka ends up underneath jabber, who is whining into his mouth and desperately humping his thigh. zanka slips his hand into jabber's pajama pants to jerk him off.

once jabber comes they switch positions because jabber wants to suck zanka off

aaaand they back in their seats

when they FINALLY get to where they're going they're both so whipped that they drop their bags inside and pass tf out on the nearest soft surface

zanka does NOT like the airport. hes lowkey a germaphobe and there's so many gross ppl here that it makes him mad.

jabber on the other hand thinks that the airport is super fun because of how many unique individuals are all crammed into one space

they get to the airport at least 2 hrs before their flight as per zankas insistence because who knows what could go wrong

ALWAYS an early morning flight even though neither of them are morning people

jabber has a bunch of food packed just in case they get hungry cause the food on the plane and at the airport is HELLA expensive

zanka has one of those big ass metal water bottles that you have to bring in empty so they don't set security off. like a ridiculously big one. he's making damn sure they stay hydrated

since airports have been implementing police/drug dogs jabber has to stay sober for a week before the airport. he usually ends up getting snippy because of withdrawal stuff but he's never awful

zanka is so easily irritable on the plane. he's TERRIFIED of turbulence but knows it's not dangerous so he kind of beats himself over it. jabber thinks it's a little funny but holds his hand anyway until it goes away